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Comment posted by Doc believes! on August 18, 2008 at 10:54 pm (#809482)
It’s like driving into nothing Zod. Very strange, no civilization for miles on end.
Comment posted by Kneel Before Zod! on August 18, 2008 at 10:54 pm (#809483)
on greenies, too!
Comment posted by Bob Loblaw on August 18, 2008 at 10:54 pm (#809485)
Schlemeil!

Schlemazel!

Hatzenpfeffer incorporated!
Comment posted by Danny on August 18, 2008 at 10:54 pm (#809484)
And I you, Loblaw.
Comment posted by Kneel Before Zod! on August 18, 2008 at 10:54 pm (#809486)
when you go up some of those mountains in the pitch blackness, it’s like plunging into the abyss
Comment posted by Danny on August 18, 2008 at 10:55 pm (#809487)
WE’RE GONNA DO IT
Comment posted by Kneel Before Zod! on August 18, 2008 at 10:56 pm (#809488)
nastia liuken. from dallas. and her dad, larry.
Comment posted by Kneel Before Zod! on August 18, 2008 at 10:56 pm (#809489)
oh. valeri. whatever.
Comment posted by Kneel Before Zod! on August 18, 2008 at 10:57 pm (#809490)
nastia says her dreams and her dad’s dreams are the same.

nastia’s dad says he knows what she wants.
Comment posted by Doc believes! on August 18, 2008 at 10:58 pm (#809491)
when you go up some of those mountains in the pitch blackness, it’s like plunging into the abyss

exactly
Comment posted by Bob Loblaw on August 18, 2008 at 10:59 pm (#809492)
I’d go out with a girl named Nastia.
Comment posted by Doc believes! on August 18, 2008 at 11:00 pm (#809493)
What Bob you think that’s indicative of a Nasty Girl.
Comment posted by Bob Loblaw on August 18, 2008 at 11:02 pm (#809494)
Au contraire, Doc.

I’d take her home to my parents and say, “Mom. Dad. This is my girlfriend. She’s gonna be nice to ya.”
Comment posted by Danny on August 18, 2008 at 11:03 pm (#809495)
lol Bob

Well played.
Comment posted by Bob Loblaw on August 18, 2008 at 11:05 pm (#809496)
Seriously though if she’s not wearing torn black fishnets and stilettos while sashaying down the street with a cigarette hanging out of her Joker-looking smeared lips, I’d be mightily disappointed.
Comment posted by Bob Loblaw on August 18, 2008 at 11:06 pm (#809497)
Thanks Danny. It only really works if you say it with a Borat accent.
Comment posted by Danny on August 18, 2008 at 11:11 pm (#809498)
Shocker. USA gymnast robbed again.
Comment posted by Bob Loblaw on August 18, 2008 at 11:14 pm (#809499)
HOW CAN YOU BE WATCHING THE STUPID OLYMPICS WHEN THE G-MEN STILL HAVE 2 MINUTES TO GO IN PRE-SEASON GAME NUMBER 2?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

PRIORITIES, MAN!
Comment posted by Danny on August 18, 2008 at 11:15 pm (#809500)
CAN THE GIANTS HOLD ON?
Comment posted by Bob Loblaw on August 18, 2008 at 11:23 pm (#809501)
Aaron Heilman > Brady Quinn