Eric Simon has far too much time on his hands. He sleeps upside-down, keeps people as pets, and can be found on the internets at Amazin' Avenue or bothered directly at eric@metsgeek.com.
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 4:54 pm (#799004)
::fights urge to quote Superbad on porn::
Comment posted byfatt lippon August 8, 2008 at 4:54 pm (#799005)
So what? ALL men have porn on their computer? Is it just a given?
::ulp::
I see nothink…
I know nothink…
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 4:54 pm (#799006)
your father-in-law and Arod would hit it off RIGHTEOUSLY
Comment posted bymookie03on August 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm (#799007)
damn, i’m listening to the fan (not really but it’s on) and i just heard “and murphy is out several weeks with a knee injury” - almost had a heart attack until I realized he was talking about David Murphy on the rangers…
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm (#799008)
I’m not even sure what else guys use computers for.
the internet was created for porn after all….
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm (#799009)
damn, i’m listening to the fan (not really but it’s on) and i just heard “and murphy is out several weeks with a knee injury” - almost had a heart attack until I realized he was talking about David Murphy on the rangers…
lol….yea, my heart stopped for a second when i saw Murphy on BP’s injury list too…..
PEARL, Miss. — They’re not exactly rooting for him, but prominent white supremacists anticipate a boost to their cause if Barack Obama becomes the first black president.
Former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, of Louisiana, said Democrat Obama would be a “visual aid” to the idea that whites have lost control of America.
Duke, once a Democrat who became a Republican in 1988 and served in the Louisiana House of Representatives, posted an essay on his Web site in June titled, “Obama Wins Demo Nomination: A Black Flag for White America.”
Obama “will be a clear signal for millions of our people,” Duke wrote. “Obama is a visual aid for White Americans who just don’t get it yet that we have lost control of our country, and unless we get it back we are heading for complete annihilation as a people.”
Richard Barrett, a 65-year-old lawyer who traveled the country for 40 years advocating what he perceives as the white side in racial issues, is convinced Obama will defeat Republican John McCain in November.
One of the leaders in the Nationalist Movement, Barrett told The Associated Press in an interview at his rural Mississippi home that, “Instead of this so-called civil rights bill, for example, that says you have to give preferences to minorities, I think the American people are going — once they see the ‘Obamanation’ — they’re going to demand a tweaking of that and say, ‘You have to put the majority into office,’” Barrett said.
While most Americans have little or no direct contact with white supremacists, organizations such as the Anti-Defamation League and the Southern Poverty Law Center keep close tabs; the law center estimates some 200,000 people nationwide are active in such groups.
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm (#799016)
THE GEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and fondue recipes.
LOL, i just figured most of the guys hang around for the porn links….I could be wrong though ;)
Comment posted byAthenaon August 8, 2008 at 4:59 pm (#799018)
I took Kat Wildish’s class at Ailey - only she wasn’t teaching..but she took the class! She was really funny. First class in almost 2 years…I kind of sucked but I still felt pretty good about it. I now want to quit my job and just start dancing all day again :(
That’s funny! She’s hysterical. I’ve taken her class a couple of times. It’s really fun. She does this strange inverted pose-thingy with the barre. I’ll describe it when I see you.
I know what you mean about wanting to dance every day instead of going to your grown-up job. It’s very tough. I empathize. We’ll talk about that, too. ;-)
Comment posted byfatt lippon August 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm (#799019)
I’m out, Geeks. See summayall layda…
Comment posted bymookie03on August 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm (#799020)
im actually surprised when other teams suffer injuries - seems like something the mets are better at than many other teams (the yanks are pretty good too)
She does this strange inverted pose-thingy with the barre
speaking of weird porn…
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon August 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm (#799022)
This is a true story:
When they started distributing the OLPC (One Laptop per Child), they started realizing that hte thing they were being used for most was porn.
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm (#799023)
I’m assuming this aint our stache…..
The Office of the Commissioner of Baseball announced today that New York Mets Minor League pitchers Leandro Geremy and Jose Valentin, both of whom are with the organization’s Dominican Summer League team, have received 50-game suspensions after each tested positive for a performance-enhancing substance in violation of the Minor League Drug Prevention and Treatment Program. Geremy tested positive for metabolites of Nandrolone. Valentin tested positive for a metabolite of Boldenone.
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm (#799024)
your father-in-law and Arod would hit it off RIGHTEOUSLY
LMAO, A-Rod would probably be like “Dang, this dude is too freaky for me”
Comment posted bySquadron Nyeon August 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm (#799025)
suuup geeks
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm (#799026)
LOL Simons
Comment posted bymookie03on August 8, 2008 at 5:03 pm (#799027)
haha, absolutely athena - we will discuss in further detail later - wouldn’t want to take up valuable porn space!
In the meantime, i’m off to finish my presentation so i’m ready for gametime
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:03 pm (#799028)
Nearly every new communications technology found its mass footing by churning out porn, going back to Gutenberg.
+1 on the scholarship. Photography, film, cable, you name it, Lippy’s right.
Comment posted byAthenaon August 8, 2008 at 5:03 pm (#799029)
speaking of weird porn…
heh. I thought that might be intentionally misinterpreted.
Comment posted bymookie03on August 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm (#799030)
speaking of weird porn…
LOL! She had some clothes on… ;)
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm (#799031)
Did I say too much?
Yes, you crossed the line with that fondue talk
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:05 pm (#799032)
yoooooo Squad
Comment posted bySquadron Nyeon August 8, 2008 at 5:05 pm (#799033)
+1 on the scholarship. Photography, film, cable, you name it, Lippy’s right.
Forgot VHS. Porn was one of the major factors that brought down betamax
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:05 pm (#799034)
Porn killed betamax. absolutely
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm (#799035)
ah, the south. so open minded.
When I first moved from Jersey to Missouri I expected to find nothing but redneck hick hillbilly Klan members, etc. etc. etc. It hasn’t been nearly as bad as that, not by a long shot.
But the year I spent in North Carolina? BULLSEYE!!
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm (#799036)
Marlins signed PLD
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon August 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm (#799037)
I didn’t realize the Nats had released PLD.
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm (#799038)
Chris Schwinden, making his third start of the year, and his second in a row, struck out a career high 12 batters in seven innings in a Brooklyn win Thursday night. In 35.1 IP, Schwinden has now struck out 40 while walking six and giving up 25 hits in 35.1 IP. That adds up to a miniscule 1.02 ERA.
The Mets drafted the 6’3” righty in the 22nd round of this June’s draft from Fresno-Pacific University after a dynamite senior season. In 90.2 IP in this year for the Sunbirds, Schwinden fanned 96, walked 22 and held opponents to a .192 batting average on his way to the Golden State Athletic Conference Pitcher of the Year award.
I saw Schwinden for two innings of relief behind Brad Holt, so I was still excitedly talking about Holt with a scout sitting near me. Schwinden’s fastball was 88-90, and he commanded it reasonably well. I don’t have many notes on his breaking ball which means one or both of two things: 1. he didn’t throw it much and 2. it didn’t make a big impression on me.
I’d remind fans once again, that a pitcher with fastball command can survive or even thrive in the NYP League.
heh. I thought that might be intentionally misinterpreted.
I could not possibly disappoint.
OK, got some stuff to do. See many of you later.
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:08 pm (#799040)
ya lunk, they cut PLD and Lopez that week you were beaching it up
Comment posted bySquadron Nyeon August 8, 2008 at 5:08 pm (#799041)
yep. Sony refused to allow the porn companies use beta. The fact that normal people could finally watch porn in the comfort of their own home really drove the rental stores. Sony didn’t make the same mistake again with bluray.
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:08 pm (#799042)
Joe Frisaro of MLB.com reports the Marlins have signed C Paul Lo Duca to a minor league contract.
According to Frisaro, Lo Duca will report to the Marlins Triple-A Albuquerque affiliate on Saturday.
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm (#799043)
BluRay porn scares me
I’m not sure i need or want the extra clarity
Comment posted bySquadron Nyeon August 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm (#799044)
Did dookie play in a game against the mets at all this year???
Comment posted byAthenaon August 8, 2008 at 5:10 pm (#799045)
yep. Sony refused to allow the porn companies use beta. The fact that normal people could finally watch porn in the comfort of their own home really drove the rental stores. Sony didn’t make the same mistake again with bluray.
huh. Learn something new every day.
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon August 8, 2008 at 5:10 pm (#799046)
Lopez? I wouldn’t mind Lopez as a supersub.
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:10 pm (#799047)
Did dookie play in a game against the mets at all this year???
nope. good call
Comment posted byAthenaon August 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm (#799048)
BluRay porn scares me
I’m not sure i need or want the extra clarity
Haha! The mind boggles. ;-)
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm (#799049)
gotta run a quick errand y’all.
if anyone takes off that i wont see tonight…have a glorious evening/weekend and enjoy the game(s). LGM!
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon August 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm (#799050)
Besides, I can’t imagine the porn on disk industry is nearly as important these days with porn just as easily available on the interweb.
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm (#799051)
She does this strange inverted pose-thingy with the barre
She can teach you to play barre chords?
Comment posted byLunkwill Fookon August 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm (#799052)
Okay, have a good weekend all. Have fun night, Geeks on Town.
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm (#799053)
im actually surprised when other teams suffer injuries - seems like something the mets are better at than many other teams (the yanks are pretty good too)
old guys
Comment posted bySquadron Nyeon August 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm (#799054)
bluray quality is stunning. The difference between HD TV and BluRay is ridiculously dramatic. I’m sure there are people out there who will pay for that quality over a 4-inch flash converted clip.
(no, not talking about myself)
Comment posted byAthenaon August 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm (#799055)
She can teach you to play barre chords?
:-)
Comment posted byAthenaon August 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm (#799056)
Night, Lunk!
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon August 8, 2008 at 5:21 pm (#799057)
FROM RUBINS BLOG,,,,NY DNEWS
Ryan Church is still awaiting word on the results of Thursday’s tests that could clear him to begin minor-league games. Omar Minaya expected word this weekend. Church just left the clubhouse with batting gloves, so obviously everyone is optimistic.
• Minaya said one major reason Brian Stokes was selected for Saturday’s start over 21-year-old lefthander Jon Niese is that Mets brass doesn’t want to add him to the 40-man roster so early just for one spot start. Niese doesn’t have to be protected until after the 2009 season. Conceivably, if Maine is back healthy and Pedro Martinez performs, there’s no need to add Niese in September, since he won’t work out of the bullpen.
• Robinson Cancel is expected to start Saturday over Ramon Castro against Marlins lefthander Scott Olsen. Castro left Thursday’s game with a flareup of right ankle soreness.
• Minaya said he’s trying to add relief help, but it’s just as difficult now as in August, if not more so.
Comment posted by86Foreveron August 8, 2008 at 5:34 pm (#799059)
Yo all
Comment posted byConfusedon August 8, 2008 at 5:38 pm (#799060)
Marlins Sign Lo Duca
By Tim Dierkes [August 8 at 4:07pm CST]
According to Joe Frisaro of MLB.com, the Marlins signed Paul Lo Duca to a minor league deal today. Lo Duca will head to Triple A as the team’s insurance plan.
The Nationals signed Lo Duca for a hefty $5MM in December of ‘07, three days before he was named in the Mitchell Report. The 36 year-old hit just .230/.301/.281 in 153 plate appearances, hobbled by knee surgery and a broken bone in his throwing hand. Lo Duca was a Marlin for part of the ‘04 season and all of ‘05, though he did not hit well for them.
Comment posted byConfusedon August 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm (#799061)
Baseball Blogs Weigh In: Giles, Teixeira, Dunn, Manny
By Cork Gaines [August 8 at 2:53pm CST]
A few random notes from around the baseball Blogosphere…
* Orioles Outsider projects what Mark Teixeira should be worth on the open-market and wonders how much above that number the O’s should be willing to go.
* Baltimore Birds Nest thinks that the only way Teixeira ends up in an O’s uniform next season is if Peter Angelos opens the wallet and makes the biggest offer.
* Camden Chat would prefer to have Adam Dunn over Teixeira.
* The Shadow of Manny Ramirez compares the Manny Ramirez trade to a scene from “Sex and the City”…Don’t worry. It went over my head also.
* Not to be outdone, Soxaholix wonders why every time one of the Sox best players leaves town, it is like an episode of the new “90210″.
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:43 pm (#799062)
Shout out 86 !
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:44 pm (#799063)
Dang, by the looks of the news, it’s high time Chris got himself out of Georgia. There are a lot of loose cannons running around over there. Send lawyers, guns and money if he’s stuck in the DMZ.
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:47 pm (#799064)
* Baltimore Birds Nest thinks that the only way Teixeira ends up in an O’s uniform next season is if Peter Angelos opens the wallet and makes the biggest offer.
Is that how it works?
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm (#799065)
I should be doing this over at AmazinAvenue where you get credit for being the peskiest poster
Comment posted byDepon August 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm (#799066)
hahaha, do you really? dats funny
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon August 8, 2008 at 5:53 pm (#799067)
hey 86 whats shaking ??
Comment posted byDannyon August 8, 2008 at 5:54 pm (#799068)
Simons’ peskiness embiggens us all.
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon August 8, 2008 at 5:57 pm (#799069)
danny hoppping on the lear jet and coming to nyc ???
Comment posted byDannyon August 8, 2008 at 5:58 pm (#799070)
lol Booey
Favre was nice enough to send his my way!
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:58 pm (#799072)
LMAO Danny
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 5:59 pm (#799074)
Wit of the staircase department
John Edwards admits to cheating on his wife.
Claims he is not a baby daddy.
But, the kid is not my son
CHOKheee hee heeeh!!
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon August 8, 2008 at 6:01 pm (#799075)
that was nice of him ,,,,,
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 6:02 pm (#799076)
How’s tricks Booey?
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon August 8, 2008 at 6:04 pm (#799077)
good good ,, i may go tonight ,,,,and you ???
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 6:05 pm (#799078)
Bit of a drive from K.C. Bob. But I’m getting fired up for Geekday, can’t believe it’s coming up next weekend
Comment posted byBOB A. BOOEYon August 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm (#799080)
wow you are way out there ,, you need bretts jet too huh ,,,,?? :)
Comment posted bySimonson August 8, 2008 at 6:10 pm (#799082)
Yeah Favre get me some of that fractional ownership over here
Comment posted bySquadron Nyeon August 8, 2008 at 6:18 pm (#799085)
::fights urge to quote Superbad on porn::
::ulp::
I see nothink…
I know nothink…
your father-in-law and Arod would hit it off RIGHTEOUSLY
damn, i’m listening to the fan (not really but it’s on) and i just heard “and murphy is out several weeks with a knee injury” - almost had a heart attack until I realized he was talking about David Murphy on the rangers…
I’m not even sure what else guys use computers for.
the internet was created for porn after all….
lol….yea, my heart stopped for a second when i saw Murphy on BP’s injury list too…..
:hoping Simons is joking:
THE GEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and fondue recipes.
Nearly every new communications technology found its mass footing by churning out porn, going back to Gutenberg.
Did I say too much?
GO TEAM AMERICA!
::crickets::
ah, the south. so open minded.
LOL, i just figured most of the guys hang around for the porn links….I could be wrong though ;)
That’s funny! She’s hysterical. I’ve taken her class a couple of times. It’s really fun. She does this strange inverted pose-thingy with the barre. I’ll describe it when I see you.
I know what you mean about wanting to dance every day instead of going to your grown-up job. It’s very tough. I empathize. We’ll talk about that, too. ;-)
I’m out, Geeks. See summayall layda…
im actually surprised when other teams suffer injuries - seems like something the mets are better at than many other teams (the yanks are pretty good too)
speaking of weird porn…
This is a true story:
When they started distributing the OLPC (One Laptop per Child), they started realizing that hte thing they were being used for most was porn.
I’m assuming this aint our stache…..
LMAO, A-Rod would probably be like “Dang, this dude is too freaky for me”
suuup geeks
LOL Simons
haha, absolutely athena - we will discuss in further detail later - wouldn’t want to take up valuable porn space!
In the meantime, i’m off to finish my presentation so i’m ready for gametime
+1 on the scholarship. Photography, film, cable, you name it, Lippy’s right.
heh. I thought that might be intentionally misinterpreted.
LOL! She had some clothes on… ;)
Yes, you crossed the line with that fondue talk
yoooooo Squad
Forgot VHS. Porn was one of the major factors that brought down betamax
Porn killed betamax. absolutely
When I first moved from Jersey to Missouri I expected to find nothing but redneck hick hillbilly Klan members, etc. etc. etc. It hasn’t been nearly as bad as that, not by a long shot.
But the year I spent in North Carolina? BULLSEYE!!
Marlins signed PLD
I didn’t realize the Nats had released PLD.
I could not possibly disappoint.
OK, got some stuff to do. See many of you later.
ya lunk, they cut PLD and Lopez that week you were beaching it up
yep. Sony refused to allow the porn companies use beta. The fact that normal people could finally watch porn in the comfort of their own home really drove the rental stores. Sony didn’t make the same mistake again with bluray.
BluRay porn scares me
I’m not sure i need or want the extra clarity
Did dookie play in a game against the mets at all this year???
huh. Learn something new every day.
Lopez? I wouldn’t mind Lopez as a supersub.
nope. good call
Haha! The mind boggles. ;-)
gotta run a quick errand y’all.
if anyone takes off that i wont see tonight…have a glorious evening/weekend and enjoy the game(s). LGM!
Besides, I can’t imagine the porn on disk industry is nearly as important these days with porn just as easily available on the interweb.
She can teach you to play barre chords?
Okay, have a good weekend all. Have fun night, Geeks on Town.
old guys
bluray quality is stunning. The difference between HD TV and BluRay is ridiculously dramatic. I’m sure there are people out there who will pay for that quality over a 4-inch flash converted clip.
(no, not talking about myself)
:-)
Night, Lunk!
FROM RUBINS BLOG,,,,NY DNEWS
Ryan Church is still awaiting word on the results of Thursday’s tests that could clear him to begin minor-league games. Omar Minaya expected word this weekend. Church just left the clubhouse with batting gloves, so obviously everyone is optimistic.
• Minaya said one major reason Brian Stokes was selected for Saturday’s start over 21-year-old lefthander Jon Niese is that Mets brass doesn’t want to add him to the 40-man roster so early just for one spot start. Niese doesn’t have to be protected until after the 2009 season. Conceivably, if Maine is back healthy and Pedro Martinez performs, there’s no need to add Niese in September, since he won’t work out of the bullpen.
• Robinson Cancel is expected to start Saturday over Ramon Castro against Marlins lefthander Scott Olsen. Castro left Thursday’s game with a flareup of right ankle soreness.
• Minaya said he’s trying to add relief help, but it’s just as difficult now as in August, if not more so.
Yo all
Shout out 86 !
Dang, by the looks of the news, it’s high time Chris got himself out of Georgia. There are a lot of loose cannons running around over there. Send lawyers, guns and money if he’s stuck in the DMZ.
Is that how it works?
I should be doing this over at AmazinAvenue where you get credit for being the peskiest poster
hahaha, do you really? dats funny
hey 86 whats shaking ??
Simons’ peskiness embiggens us all.
danny hoppping on the lear jet and coming to nyc ???
lol Booey
Favre was nice enough to send his my way!
LMAO Danny
Wit of the staircase department
But, the kid is not my son
CHOK heee hee heeeh!!
that was nice of him ,,,,,
How’s tricks Booey?
good good ,, i may go tonight ,,,,and you ???
Bit of a drive from K.C. Bob. But I’m getting fired up for Geekday, can’t believe it’s coming up next weekend
wow you are way out there ,, you need bretts jet too huh ,,,,?? :)
Yeah Favre get me some of that fractional ownership over here
do it up booey.