7/1/2010: Lets distract Livan with a quality buffet.

[Future]

What, it could work?

[DL]

more like, buffet of innings with this lineup

[peejay]

warren buffett

[DL]

ok good start

[peejay]

first inning bunts FTL

[DL]

bunting lol

[peejay]

kayvid luvs high cheese

[DL]

i can already tell that this game is going to make me extremely angry

[SoCal Metfan]

IKE!

[SoCal Metfan]

i can already tell that this game is going to make me extremely angry

LOL.

[peejay]

ike's bloop brings home the jesus

[DL]

wooooooooooooooooooo

[DL]

more than one pitch for frenchy :0

[JayTee415]

IKE !!!!



LGM !!!!

[peejay]

i can already tell that this game is going to make me extremely angry

really? just a friendly game with our mediocre buddies from DC. what's the issue?

[DL]

really? just a friendly game with our mediocre buddies from DC. what's the issue?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[peejay]

livan will have 10 Ks tonight

[peejay]

livan will not have a side salad

[Athena]

livan will have 10 Ks tonight

No bet.

[Athena]

livan will not have a side salad

Heh

[DL]

i hate livan

he might k more mets than stras lol

[SoCal Metfan]

livan will have 10 Ks tonight

That would be pretty sick if he increased his Ks by ~25%.

[peejay]

johan really fooled nyjer right there

[JayTee415]

livan will have 10 Ks tonight

I don't care if he finishes w/ 15 k's...... as long as we have more runs than they do......

We've gotta score a few more for johanito tonite....

[SoCal Metfan]

livan will not have a side salad

A salad trough though? Maybe.

[DL]

a k?

:disbelief:

[DL]

ugh

blohan

[JayTee415]

dammit.... there goes the no - no.

[DL]

yoyo mighta been squeezed a bit tho

[peejay]

zim likes to show david how it is done

[Ramon Suarez]

Good inning.

[SoCal Metfan]

Clean(ish) inning, horray!

[DL]

zim showing dave why he should start in the asg

he didn't slump thru may after all

[DL]

lol this lineup

fuck you jerry

[peejay]

blanco

[JayTee415]

All good ..... the animal will get him in his next AB.

Book It .

[DL]

lolololololololol

[peejay]

alex cora has genuine affection for adam dunn

and bionic thumbs

[Future]

Why the fuck is Johan Santana so incompetent with the bat now?

[DL]

cmon jesus

[peejay]

bunting our way out of every inning while livan is getting fatter

[DL]

man, i hate livan

[Ramon Suarez]

lol this lineup

fuck you jerry

When everyone is heatlhy and clicking by the end of the month you'll eat your words.

[John]

How'd we get our run?

[DL]

When everyone is heatlhy and clicking by the end of the month you'll eat your words.

you say that as if i wouldn't like that

[Dep]

1-0 good guize? ok ok

go metz

[Dep]

just call DL a troll

he lives for it

[Dep]

OMG A K! his 2nd K? OMG

that's like a month's worth

[John]

someone ban this troll.

oh wait wrong page lol

[Dave Magadan]

Remember when Santana was filthy last year like his first 5-7 starts each time was no hit stuff.rofl

[DL]

OMG A K! his 2nd K? OMG

that's like a month's worth

sharku? k4?

[Kneel Before Zod!]

johan is a flamethrower tonight. we're talking 90-91. hide the women and children.

[Future]

What, this is 50 less pitches than usual?

[DL]

wtf do the nats suck or something?

[Dep]

sharku? k4?

DONT TROLL ON ME

We can sing it to metallica!

[peejay]

johan is a flamethrower tonight. we're talking 90-91. hide the women and children.

he might ejaculate on them

[Kneel Before Zod!]

yea johan was throwing 93ish at the beginning of last year, before he raped that woman

[Dep]

johan is a flamethrower tonight. we're talking 90-91. hide the women and children.

he's throwing faster than figgy now

that's a good thing

[Dep]

yea johan was throwing 93ish at the beginning of last year, before he raped that woman

never rape with your pitching arm

lesson to be learned young kids

[John]

Obama is coming. I'm off tomorrow. Capitol was wild today..........secret service all over the freaking place.......shooters on the roof.........wild stuff

[DL]

he's been worse since he started throwing over 90 lol

[Kneel Before Zod!]

to be fair, it was just a dusting of rape

[Kneel Before Zod!]

the more you learn

[Dep]

hahaha, lucky fucker

[Kneel Before Zod!]

showboat

[John]

omg lol

[DL]

first defining moment

[Ramon Suarez]

Pirates got a rally on Hametoe 1-0, runners on 1st and 2nd--1 out.

[Kneel Before Zod!]

oh, dogs, i got a 165 on my LSAT (92nd percentile)

zod's going to law school!

(worship me)

[John]

lol well thats going on the commericials

[John]

oh, dogs, i got a 165 on my LSAT (92nd percentile)

zod's going to law school!

(worship me)

wow congrats dude. Thats awesome.

I'm waiting on my results for the 3rd part of the CPA. So far I got two down lol

[Dep]

oh, dogs, i got a 165 on my LSAT (92nd percentile)

zod's going to law school!

(worship me)

congrats

pick some cool aspect of law please. dont be a drone

[DL]

FUCK THIS FUCK DA NATS FUCK MASN FUCK LIVAN

:anger building:

[Dave Magadan]

Is Joe Johnson really gonna get 120MIL. Friggin Nutso.

[Kneel Before Zod!]

damn, 3 parts? that's rough. you will dominate it.

[Dep]

braves dont play 2nite? nonsense!

[Athena]

oh, dogs, i got a 165 on my LSAT (92nd percentile)

zod's going to law school!

(worship me)

That is awesome, Zod!!!

:worships:

[John]

its 4 parts actually

I take the 4th and hopefully final part Aug 31st. Then I'm done unless I failed the 3rd or 4th lol.

[John]

braves dont play 2nite? nonsense!

ya know I dont mind. I don't like this half game stuff lol

[Kneel Before Zod!]

aren't you a drone? no offense, obvs.

[DL]

Is Joe Johnson really gonna get 120MIL. Friggin Nutso.

glad it isn't the knicks

[Future]

oh, dogs, i got a 165 on my LSAT (92nd percentile)

zod's going to law school!

(worship me)

Congrats dude.

[Kneel Before Zod!]

thanks, athena :)

[Kneel Before Zod!]

and thanks, future

[Squadron Nye]

so zod only shows up to command us to worship?

[Dep]

aren't you a drone? no offense, obvs.

yup, it sucks. dont be me!

my best friend in the office just quit today, so it really sux now

lawyers are kinda well known for their suckiness and being generally anal douches, just dont turn into one of them please. that's what i meant really.

[Kneel Before Zod!]

and fuck you, DL

[DL]

bottom of the lineup

cmon johan

don't lose focus

[Dep]

Nye, i'm off tomorrow

will definitely be around

[Squadron Nye]

congratulations you torty fuck

[DL]

and fuck you, DL

lol

congrats

that's an awesome score

[DL]

and bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ahflsdkjflkdsjfksdljfklds

angry

[Dep]

I dont get a thanks? i said congrats too motherfucker

nooooo deppy gets called a drone!

i'm banning you

[Kneel Before Zod!]

yea, i figured that's what you meant, dep. i'll try to hold onto my soul.

[Squadron Nye]

Nye, i'm off tomorrow

will definitely be around

bastard!!! Aiite word, I'll swing by post-work. Perhaps I'll even leave a bit early

[Kneel Before Zod!]

no banz

[Dave Magadan]

Congrats Zodder.

[Dep]

bastard!!! Aiite word, I'll swing by post-work. Perhaps I'll even leave a bit early

sweeeeet i'll be watching flash gordon and singing songs of happiness

and possibly sleeping very very late. all depends how tonight goes now haha. gotta get party favors for the wedding!

[Squadron Nye]

yea, i figured that's what you meant, dep. i'll try to hold onto my soul.

eh souls are overrated. pay off your student loans THEN worry about retaining said soul

[Kneel Before Zod!]

thanks, dave.

i also want to thank god.

[Squadron Nye]

sweeeeet i'll be watching flash gordon and singing songs of happiness

and possibly sleeping very very late. all depends how tonight goes now haha. gotta get party favors for the wedding!

oy VEY... no dipping before the event sonnn

[Dep]

eh souls are overrated. pay off your student loans THEN worry about retaining said soul

they dont come back though! i know so many that used to be so cool now i want to punch them in face when i hang out with them.

[Dave Magadan]

allright food time bbs

[Dep]

oy VEY... no dipping before the event sonnn

LOLLLL

shit turns me into pookie

i wont be able to resist w tomorrow off n 2 days more or less to recover

i have to make sure the jars aren't poisoned n stuff yo, its the gentlemanly thing to do.

also - if there's a CHANCE i'm getting laid, i'm not touching the stuff out there!

[Kneel Before Zod!]

i hear that, nye. hopefully i'll get some scholarship money to help me out, too.

[Dep]

what kind of law would you like to get into zodder?

any idea yet?

[DL]

1 k per inning

fake johan imo

[Dep]

damn DL, you are pushing it son! very funny

[Squadron Nye]

they dont come back though! i know so many that used to be so cool now i want to punch them in face when i hang out with them.

true... it's hard to wash the stink off when you're swimming in a shit pond

[Squadron Nye]

LOLLLL

shit turns me into pookie

i wont be able to resist w tomorrow off n 2 days more or less to recover

i have to make sure the jars aren't poisoned n stuff yo, its the gentlemanly thing to do.

also - if there's a CHANCE i'm getting laid, i'm not touching the stuff out there!

bahahahah LMAOOOOOoooooooo

[Kneel Before Zod!]

what kind of law would you like to get into zodder?

ummm, corporate (don't hit me).

don't know if i want to do litigation or m&a/securities.

all assuming i can do really well in school, of course.

[Dep]

yeaaaaaaaaa, i think zod could pull it off tho as i ponder

nothing wrong with selling your soul for a few years to make the boku bucks, just come back to the humans side of life.

[John]

DL are u trying to banned again?

Its amazing they havent got u yet lol

[Dep]

ummm, corporate (don't hit me).

don't know if i want to do litigation or m&a/securities.

all assuming i can do really well in school, of course.

hahaha, that's cool dude. i deal with plenty of both. litigation ppl are cooler IMO

[John]

I have off Monday usually cause 4th

Now I got Friday off cause of the Byrd memorial

Long weekend.

Maybe ill go to DC lol

[DL]

livan is such a fat piece of shit

[Squadron Nye]

yeah whats all this getting friday off bullshit? you guys and a few of my non-geek friends. WTFFFFfff gimme sum

[Dep]

hank needs more PT

rod needs less

[John]

remember when Livian was a met and he totally sucked?


yep

[JayTee415]

Gotta get that fat POS in the stretch and keep him there......

[John]

yeah whats all this getting friday off bullshit? you guys and a few of my non-geek friends. WTFFFFfff gimme sum

I'm getting off cause Obama don't want no one in the capitol lol.

Secret Service shutting shit down today at work lol

[Kneel Before Zod!]

nothing wrong with selling your soul for a few years to make the boku bucks, just come back to the humans side of life.

for sure

[Dep]

yeah whats all this getting friday off bullshit? you guys and a few of my non-geek friends. WTFFFFfff gimme sum

hahahaha, i did it by acting pretty bummed out that my boy is leaving the firm (which is true) but i played it up

i could have asked for a week off today and gotten it haha! they definitely dont me to leave now, at least short-term. maybe i'll ask for a raise haha

[Dep]

livan was good for a month or two then turned into livan

[Kneel Before Zod!]

i have monday off

[Dep]

lol, i'm amazed we scored 1 run

/DL

[Kneel Before Zod!]

did your friend go to another firm or what?

[Dep]

ya, i actually have a wedding out in bumblefuck LI sunday night, so thank god i have monday off via the company holiday schedule n stuff

friday is just a bonus!

[JayTee415]

WTF was that, cora....... your badminton swing ??

[John]

I'm starving

and everyone is at the movies watching Twilight.

They better be bringing me back some food lol

[Kneel Before Zod!]

livan was actually just as good for us up to this point last year, right?

[DL]

this is so fucking lame

real johan better still be sleeping in the clubhouse

[Dep]

did your friend go to another firm or what?

he's moving back to houston (he's from the Austin area) with his gorgggggeous wife (looks like a young megan fox kinda, less whory as well). she wants to start making the babies and misses her family, she from there too. + he wanted out of where i work cuz its a slaveship, sooooo, many interests are aligned for him.

he took a job with a big firm doing audit type work involving investigations into corporate fraud or something. something very similar to what he did b4 he joined my firm.

[Kneel Before Zod!]

when is reyes's funeral?

[JayTee415]

I'm starving

and everyone is at the movies watching Twilight.

They better be bringing me back some food lol

Order out why don't ya....

[Kneel Before Zod!]

that's cool. money goes a lot further when you're not in NY, too.

[DL]

lol i'm convinced this one dude on fugz is actually some guy i know from some other board just trolling

i'm not actually playing this shit up to get banned

[Dep]

livan was actually just as good for us up to this point last year, right?

maybe not quite this long, he may have declining by now. but yea he was good for 2 months or so

[John]

Order out why don't ya....

Thats a good idea lol.

Except in WV....my options suck........even in charleston.............its either crappy chinesse or pizza lol

[Squadron Nye]

ya, i actually have a wedding out in bumblefuck LI sunday night, so thank god i have monday off via the company holiday schedule n stuff

friday is just a bonus!

a july 4th wedding?!?! Now that's self-important scheduling right there

[Dep]

that's cool. money goes a lot further when you're not in NY, too.

yup, he's looking at gorrrrgeous, huge houses for like $350K. couldnt buy shit for that around here

[Kneel Before Zod!]

wilson valdez hitting a HR for philly pisses me off more

[Dep]

lol i'm convinced this one dude on fugz is actually some guy i know from some other board just trolling

i'm not actually playing this shit up to get banned

the hell you arent! you're totally pushing it and you know it! liar! TROLL

[Dep]

did valdez hit another one!?!??! WTF

[DL]

he's moving back to houston (he's from the Austin area) with his gorgggggeous wife (looks like a young megan fox kinda, less whory as well). she wants to start making the babies and misses her family, she from there too. + he wanted out of where i work cuz its a slaveship, sooooo, many interests are aligned for him.

he took a job with a big firm doing audit type work involving investigations into corporate fraud or something. something very similar to what he did b4 he joined my firm.

texas chicks are hot

well the ones who aren't fat

[DL]

WTF?

who is this impostor

[Dep]

a july 4th wedding?!?! Now that's self-important scheduling right there

haha, seriously

oh well. they're really really good friends of mine so it doesnt matter all that much. it will be fun.

chick at work told me today its MORE expensive to have it on 7/4 versus other times, i thought the opposite

[Kneel Before Zod!]

yea, he just hit one. wayne or howie just said it on the radio.

[John]

My wedding is 1/2/12 yall are invited lol

[Squadron Nye]

haha, seriously

oh well. they're really really good friends of mine so it doesnt matter all that much. it will be fun.

chick at work told me today its MORE expensive to have it on 7/4 versus other times, i thought the opposite

yeah I would have thought the same thing. The ONLY reason I schedule a wedding on july 4th is for the discount

[Dep]

lost in all of this ike stuff
is the fact that he has like a .325 OBP and a .767 OPS.

and courtesy of keith law, .243/.297/.398 in his last 195 PA

maybe he adjusts, maybe it takes a year. but if this team is going to trade real prospects for lee, it'd be smart to, well, look into a short term first baseman who is better than ike. .

[Kneel Before Zod!]

texas kind of scares me, but i guess it's okay as long as you're in a city.

[Dep]

yea i'm not fond of texas, but austin is money

(and PJ's house)

[DL]

fuck willingham

[Kneel Before Zod!]

july 4th is my baby cousin's birthday. talk about selfish.

[Kneel Before Zod!]

25% chance santana gets a win tonight

[Dep]

yeah I would have thought the same thing. The ONLY reason I schedule a wedding on july 4th is for the discount

yeaaaa maybe its because this place is at a "beach club" and its right on the water and there's fireworks and everything. this chick that said that is from LI and knows this place very well so maybe it not a general rule.

this place is probly very desirable in the summer

[Ramon Suarez]

did valdez hit another one!?!??! WTF

People still want to argue they aren't stealing signs?

[four3two1]

How's santinos velocity been?

Sent from my Evo 4G using Tapatalk

[John]

25% chance santana gets a win tonight

Has DL gotten to you? lol

[Dep]

My wedding is 1/2/12 yall are invited lol

lol

is that the day the earth opens up and eats everyone? or is that 12/12/12?

[Dep]

People still want to argue they aren't stealing signs?

they're stealing babies!

[DL]

johan at 89-91 mostly

[Kneel Before Zod!]

fuck your Evo

(90-91)

[Dep]

i havent been watching the gun

johan looks good tho, best he's looked in a while

[DL]

Has DL gotten to you? lol

what

i have this at under 0.1%

[Squadron Nye]

DL seeps into your orifices like nerve gas. it's unavoidable... only a ban hammer will rectify

[Ramon Suarez]

If Beltran is healthy as he says he is....we don't need Ike to be more than what he's already been.

[peejay]

My wedding is 1/2/12 yall are invited lol

are you chinese?

[John]

lol

is that the day the earth opens up and eats everyone? or is that 12/12/12?

My girlfriend cant remember shit........I think thats why we are doing it. Orginally it was 8/9/10..........thats not happening lol.

I love you angie in case u reading :)

[Dep]

hahahahahhahaha

8/9/10 is cute

[four3two1]

fuck your Evo

(90-91)

Don't mess with the Evo..its got friends that can fuck u up (google!)

Sent from my Evo 4G using Tapatalk

[Dep]

If Beltran is healthy as he says he is....we don't need Ike to be more than what he's already been.

trending downnnnn tho

i think its more food for thought about the whole "are we close enough to win this year to really rent Lee"

[JayTee415]

My girlfriend cant remember shit........I think thats why we are doing it. Orginally it was 8/9/10..........thats not happening lol.

I love you angie in case u reading :)

actually 12/21/12...... winter solstice..... mayan thang.

[Squadron Nye]

Who knows what Ike has. He's gotta be average in the NL tho, no?

[peejay]

yeaaaa maybe its because this place is at a "beach club" and its right on the water and there's fireworks and everything. this chick that said that is from LI and knows this place very well so maybe it not a general rule.

this place is probly very desirable in the summer

beach bar in hampton bays?

[John]

hmm maybe we can do 12/12/12 lol

[Athena]

so zod only shows up to command us to worship?

Hee! Hi, Nye!

[Squadron Nye]

i thought the mayans had us dead by now

[Kneel Before Zod!]

really? yall are down on Ike?

[Dep]

beach bar in hampton bays?

crescent beach club...bayville maybe? i'd have to check the invite

[Squadron Nye]

beach bar in hampton bays?

that place is evil

[John]

i love ike

[Squadron Nye]

Hee! Hi, Nye!

hey hey heyyy

[DL]

ike is no jason heyward

he will actually bat against strasburg and probably own him

[Dep]

noooooo I love Ike, but he's a rookie

again, its a really a bullet point under the "we better be damn sure we're close to winning it all b4 we spend on lee" case

[Squadron Nye]

fucking livan

[Kneel Before Zod!]

yea, i'm not down with any of packages i've heard for Lee. what's the overall opinion here?

[DL]

dw sucks

[Ramon Suarez]

So....when we blow this game for Johan will the team hide behind the fact that they faced an "ace" pitcher?

[peejay]

that place is evil

boardy barn

[Athena]

hahaha, that's cool dude. i deal with plenty of both. litigation ppl are cooler IMO

In another life, I might have been an M&A/Securities lawyer. But it is well established that I am a geek!

[Ramon Suarez]

Ike should have torn up that park in San Juan. I think he was one of the bunch trying to have too much fun over there.

[Dep]

wow, that looked gone

hope it wasnt

[Future]

WTF was that throw Carter. Are you a fucking moron?

[Kneel Before Zod!]

carter threw it like that woman in A League of Their Own. the one who couldn't hit the cutoff man.

[John]

lmao that throw

[Kneel Before Zod!]

ellen sue

[Future]

In play! That's a double all the way.

[DL]

ugh

why is it always the bottom of the fucking order

[Kneel Before Zod!]

carter = pfc downey in A Few Good Men

"we did nothing wrong!"

[Ramon Suarez]

carter threw it like that woman in A League of Their Own. the one who couldn't hit the cutoff man.

There's no crying in baseball....

[Kneel Before Zod!]

random recommendation: Adam Carolla podcast. it's gold.

[John]

bunt him over for Livian?

lol

[Dep]

carter = pfc downey in A Few Good Men

"we did nothing wrong!"

hahaha

come on johan

[Kneel Before Zod!]

adamcarolla.com

[Ramon Suarez]

carter = pfc downey in A Few Good Men

"we did nothing wrong!"

You want Carter on that wall, you need him on that wall.

[DL]

really can't tell you how much i hate the nats

[Ramon Suarez]

random recommendation: Adam Carolla podcast. it's gold.

I heard him plug it on Howard. What's so good about it?

[Future]

You have to K Livan here.

[Dep]

one more, come on

[Kneel Before Zod!]

don't know, ramon. just funny.

[peejay]

You have to K Livan here.

at least he can't walk in a run

[Dep]

yessss
now one more again

5Ks!

[Future]

Well one more out to go.

[Ramon Suarez]

don't know, ramon. just funny.

Where can I get it?

[Squadron Nye]

boardy barn

dirty/smelly

[Kneel Before Zod!]

www.adamcarolla.com

[Dep]

nice! come on

BEAT UP LIVAN TIME

[Kneel Before Zod!]

nice johan

[Future]

Wow Carter is embarrassing out there. Sheesh.

[Ramon Suarez]

Nyjer Morgan is on...uh-oh.

[peejay]

dirty/smelly

canoe place inn (aka CPI)

[Chris in Ga]

How's Johan look so far. Also, what's the score

[Ramon Suarez]

www.adamcarolla.com

Sank you berry, berry much.

[Ramon Suarez]

How's Johan look so far. Also, what's the score

Awesome.

[Kneel Before Zod!]

1-0 mets

johan good

[Ramon Suarez]

1-0, NYM.

[peejay]

Summers

I am just trying to remember all of the HB shitholes that were popular 12 years ago

[Dave Magadan]

Anyone else nervous on that last out to Animal?

[DL]

still blohan, imo lol

FUCKIN KILL LIVAN

FUCK THIS LUCKY FAT POS

[Kneel Before Zod!]

the post speed on this new board is really sweet

[DL]

ANGRY DAD

[JayTee415]

C'mon middle of the lineup....... send that fat POS to the shower.


LGM !!!

[John]

johns wc picks

Brazil
Uraguary
Argentina
Spain

[Dep]

STRAUSSSEONBURG

[DL]

Uraguary

lol what country is this? the one straussbuergh is from?

[Ramon Suarez]

Tabata is mashing Hameltoe.

I think people were right about Tabata/Hughes being better than F-Mart/Pelf two years ago.

:-(

[Chris in Ga]

I've heard the most annoying crying Episode ever here at the drive in. Worse than heilman's crying episode after he wasn't assigned parking

[Dep]

hahahaha, uh oh, me and DL sharing wavelengths

FUCK YOU GUZMAN,. ugh

[JayTee415]

those fvcking called strikes aren't even close

[John]

lol what country is this? the one straussbuergh is from?

lmao

I knew I didnt spell it right

Fuck yall lol

[Dep]

Tabata is mashing Hameltoe.

I think people were right about Tabata/Hughes being better than F-Mart/Pelf two years ago.

:-(

of course they were, the latter are METS prospects! w00t

[Kneel Before Zod!]

good picks, john. i think you're right. i'd rather see germany and holland in there, though.

argentina is really hard to stomach. bunch of fucking assholes.

germans are really likeable though. LOL. love those germans.

if germany loses, do you think some of their players will go hide in argentina?

[Athena]

I've heard the most annoying crying Episode ever here at the drive in. Worse than heilman's crying episode after he wasn't assigned parking

What's the problem?

[DL]

MORE DEFINING MOMENTS

[Dep]

i luvvvvv watching Rossi play tho

i think he's the bestest

[Ramon Suarez]

argentina is really hard to stomach. bunch of fucking assholes.

I thought you were a Diego Fatadonna fan?

[Ramon Suarez]

Fucking Pittsburgh sucks.

[Chris in Ga]

What's the problem?

It's not getting dark fast enough for the kid in the car next to us