5/10/11 Rockies Vs Mets: We're not going to win, but if we do....

[Chris in Ga]

If we win, I will confess to something I did this weekend.......

(Nothing Illegal or illicit)

[Danny]

If we win, I will ALSO confess to something I am going to do in a couple of weekends.

[peejay]

if we win, i will dare somebody to do something they wouldn't ordinarily do

[littlefallsmets]

If we win, it will only be because I have Cargo and Tulo on my fantasy team, so that I will still suffer even if my Mets win.

Oh and Street too.

If we win, it will only be because it was necessary for the sports gods plans to fuck over my fantasy team.

[Chris in Ga]

If we win,
This is going to be fun.....

[John]

I dont get the whole "if we win"


We ARE WINNING lol

[DL]

I dont get the whole "if we win"


We ARE WINNING lol

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Jose!!

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Murph!

[DL]

good start though

[DL]

how will dw mess this up

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

No GIDP to get the run in.

[John]

See runners on the corners ALREADY

[Ellis Dee]

they are on a mission

mission impossible?

[littlefallsmets]

We have no money, all our starting pitchers are underperforming or injured and all the ink-stained wretches in the NYC press are trying to convince us that trading a once-in-a-generation player is a good idea because they're goddamned racists.

John, what team are you WATCHING? haha

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

That guy behind home again

[DL]

smh in advance

[Irish Terry Conklin]

LGM!!!!!

[DL]

lol

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Fucking Kavid

[John]

We have no money, all our starting pitchers are underperforming or injured and all the ink-stained wretches in the NYC press are trying to convince us that trading a once-in-a-generation player is a good idea because they're goddamned racists.

John, what team are you WATCHING? haha

Watching one that has 1st and 3rd one out in the first

Have some faith.

[John]

That's where the K's hurt lol

[Chris in Ga]

Beltran gonna go boom here

[Ellis Dee]

Fucking Kavid
it wasn't even bases loaded

[littlefallsmets]

Faith, like greatest-hits albums, is for housewives and little girls.

Gimmie results! Gimmie some truth!

Gimmie... SHELTER!

[DL]

Faith, like greatest-hits albums, is for housewives and little girls.

Gimmie results! Gimmie some truth!

Gimmie... SHELTER!

we're 10-7 after the 5-13 start?

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Nooo bases juiced :(

[Chris in Ga]

Clearing the bases here cause John believes

[DL]

cmon ike

[littlefallsmets]

IKE FOR GOD'S SAKE, DRIVE SOMEONE IN BEFORE BAY'S OUT!

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

we're 10-7 after the 5-13 start?

troll

[Chris in Ga]

I want to hit that guy

[Danny]

I bet David read that ridiculous post from Tim just before the game about Santa not being real. You guys saw the impact.

KILL KILL KILL THE CARD FAN

KILL HIM

UNTIL HE IS DEAD

[littlefallsmets]

That guy behind the plate in the Keith jersey's making some NOISE, I'll give us that.

[John]

I have a feeling im gonna regret putting Bay on the bench tonight lol

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

I want to hit that guy

He can't keep it up for the entire game can he?

[DL]

YES

[Ellis Dee]

IKE!!!!!!!

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Isaac!

[John]

YES SEE



DONT STOP...........BELIEVIN :)

[littlefallsmets]

Ike with the quality Bay-proofing of this inning!

[DL]

pelf is pitching

we need like 25 runs to be safe

[Chris in Ga]

John Believes in bay, he's gonna drive in a run

[Chris in Ga]

pelf is pitching

we need like 25 runs to be safe

This

+1

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Bay will disappoint us yet again.

[John]

I stand by my prediction of a 5 game win streak lol

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

John is talking about religion then, BAN!

[DL]

John is talking about religion then, BAN!

THIS +1

[Chris in Ga]

This dude thinks Hammel sees him. lol

[Ellis Dee]

I stand by my prediction of a 5 game win streak lol
for the phils?

[DL]

goddamn you bay

[littlefallsmets]

Oh Christ, Bay.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Fuck you Bay

[Chris in Ga]

That is some nastiness. Even if Hammels hung it, Bay would of fought it off

[John]

lol Bay

[DL]

the K brothers are fucking annoying me right now

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Seriously the team should run a train on Mrs Bay, even Willie Harris

[DL]

oh come on now

[Irish Terry Conklin]

Seriously the team should run a train on Mrs Bay, even Willie Harris

LMAO

[John]

its ok.

Good inning.

[DoctorK16]

Seriously the team should run a train on Mrs Bay, even Willie Harris

She just gave birth so I don't think would be much fun.

[Dep]

imagine how many runs we would have had if David n Bay were professional baseball players right now!??!?!?!?

SMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

good job jose n IKE

[DL]

its ok.

Good inning.

stfu

[littlefallsmets]

Well.

Put up a crooked number, anyway.

But... yeah... if you had bet 100 dollars that on this day, Wright Bay and the back-up catcher would manage to derail a major rally inning, that bet would return you $100.02

[Dep]

She just gave birth so I don't think would be much fun.

oh there's OPTIONS doc

[Chris in Ga]

imagine how many runs we would have had if David n Bay were professional baseball players right now!??!?!?!?


Or had twitter accounts

[John]

Its 2-0 Mets.

That's a good inning

[Dep]

and LOL @ bay even having the balls to complain about that call

go read some more of your 2003 press clippings LIL SLUGGAH

[peejay]

John is talking about religion then, BAN!

ban him! ban him! he's a witch

[Dep]

Or had twitter accounts

lol

[Danny]

Or had twitter accounts

Those bitches would crumble if they knew what us fans thought!

[John]

come on pelf


prove the haters wrong

[John]

hahahahaha

Pelf >>> King Felix

[peejay]

Its 2-0 Mets.

That's a good inning

i think we took an early lead in every game of the 4 game sweep

[Dep]

K'd be pelf should = automatic retirement

[DL]

lol at getting K'd on 3 pitches by PELF

[DoctorK16]

I think the Mets need to start using a different pen to have the free agent hitters sign there contracts. Something to change the karma.

[Dep]

hahahahaha

Pelf >>> King Felix

smh

dont you have any more weddings to go to>?

[Dep]

I think the Mets need to start using a different pen to have the free agent hitters sign there contracts. Something to change the karma.

Quills dipped in Castillo's blood

[DL]

smh

dont you have any more weddings to go to>?

LOL

[Irish Terry Conklin]

Based on how Bay is doing, are we sure Bay's the father of his new born?

[DL]

Quills dipped in Castillo's blood

more like billy wags alpaca blood

[John]

smh

dont you have any more weddings to go to>?

November 11th............another cousin. This time it's in NY.............I invite every geek to come to MSG Nov 15th to watch the greatest team ever assembled play their first regular season game :)

[Dep]

wagner was here in 2006 though

castillo arrived in 2007

[Chris in Ga]

Can I start talking about the sweet No-No Pelf has going through the 1st inning?

[DoctorK16]

Quills dipped in Castillo's blood

Maybe Alex Cora grisson can make into a liquid that will appear on paper. They could even do it that if the guy sucks you could add some more and it would make the original ink disappear.

[DL]

wags will always be the curse in my mind lol

[John]

Can I start talking about the sweet No-No Pelf has going through the 1st inning?

Was already thinking about it lol

[DL]

November 11th............another cousin. This time it's in NY.............I invite every geek to come to MSG Nov 15th to watch the greatest team ever assembled play their first regular season game :)

tark's unlv title winners are playing the duke team uconn upset in the finals?

[Dep]

Thole's OPS is getting near CORAVILLE

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

November 11th............another cousin. This time it's in NY.............I invite every geek to come to MSG Nov 15th to watch the greatest team ever assembled play their first regular season game :)

I'm sure the Rangers play earlier than that.

[Dep]

Maybe Alex Cora grisson can make into a liquid that will appear on paper. They could even do it that if the guy sucks you could add some more and it would make the original ink disappear.
LOL

[John]

tark's unlv title winners are playing the duke team uconn upset in the finals?

Lol. They were not the greatest team ever.

1996 UK was.

BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 2011 > 1996 IMO. We will dismantle KU in our first game lol

[Chris in Ga]

Was already thinking about it lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is already one of the better game threads. Don't be a REDACTED anyone and kill this thread

(Gonna get in trouble for this)

[Ellis Dee]

I think the Mets need to start using a different pen to have the free agent hitters sign there contracts. Something to change the karma.
one with invisible ink

[John]

ya'll can come.

It will be the college bball version of geekday lol.

Duke vs Michagan St
UK vs KU

[DoctorK16]

I have a feeling we're going to see more Paulino who even looks a bit like Ramon Castro.

[DL]

Lol. They were not the greatest team ever.

1996 UK was.

BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 2011 > 1996 IMO. We will dismantle KU in our first game lol

i disagree

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

No HR in this park is disgraceful.

[DL]

kansas will play better without selby ruining team chemistry

[DoctorK16]

Don't worry the NCAA probably will have half the UK team suspended by November.

[Chris in Ga]

I remember how the 97 Kentucky Wildcats thought they were so great

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Stewart is Kavid x's 10 at 3B.

[John]

i disagree

lol. You be wrong but I respect your opinion :)

[DL]

bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[John]

I remember how the 97 Kentucky Wildcats thought they were so great

lol.

Truthfully tho........I wasn't as confident in 97 as I was 96 lol. Derek Anderson going down really didn't help matters tho.

[Dep]

bleh

gooooo pelf. be strong

[Chris in Ga]

I love the Maryland coaching hire btw. He will offer a completely different style to what the ACC is really use to

[John]

kansas will play better without selby ruining team chemistry

lol probably.

Selby turned out to be a problem. In a bad way.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Warning track power in every park

[John]

Don't worry the NCAA probably will have half the UK team suspended by November.

Probably but not because of any wrongdoings on our part.


If Enes played = Championship #8............but whatever.

We'll take care of business next yr :)

[Chris in Ga]

Has anyone (other than the 97 Arizona Wildcats)beaten three number one seeds on their way to winning a National Championship during the tourney?

[DL]

I love the Maryland coaching hire btw. He will offer a completely different style to what the ACC is really use to

i dunno if he will stick to what he's run at a&m

i like what i hear/see about how the defense/rebounding of his teams

[John]

Has anyone (other than the 97 Arizona Wildcats)beaten three number one seeds on their way to winning a National Championship during the tourney?

I could be wrong but I don't think any other team has done that.

[Dep]

Has anyone (other than the 97 Arizona Wildcats)beaten three number one seeds on their way to winning a National Championship during the tourney?
i dont think so

[Dep]

and here we go

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Fucking owns us.

[John]

Tulo AGAIN

[DL]

villanova may have

[Ellis Dee]

effn tool

[John]

I guess there goes the no hitter

[Chris in Ga]

How bout that, a sweet one hitter

[DL]

beginning to hate this dude

[DoctorK16]

Can someone please put Tulo on his ass one these days. This is Chipper Jones type shit.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Pelf meltdown

[John]

UK can never do that feat..............since we are always a 1 seed haha :)

[Dep]

LEADING WAS FUN

FOL

[DL]

fucking hell pelf

[John]

ooooooooooooooh boy

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

What a dick

[Chris in Ga]

Can someone please put Tulo on his ass one these days. This is Chipper Jones type shit.

Chipper Jones has yet to be hit with a pitch by a Mets Hurler

2 Hitter!

[Ellis Dee]

#@$&^*)()(*^%$

[DL]

at least chipper hit vs. other teams too

[peejay]

no no-no

[DL]

GROUND BALL PITCHER!

[John]

remember when pelf was a GB pitcher?

remember when he didn't give up HR's?


Ahhhh those were the times lol

[Chris in Ga]

I said this during the offseason, we had our chance to trade Pelf and we didnt take it

[Dep]

YOU HAVE DISHONORED YOUR FAMILY PELF

FALL ON THE BAT SHARDS

[Ellis Dee]

THROW IT AT HIM PELF

[Chris in Ga]

Is it too early to start talking about a quality start?

[Danny]

I think Pelf is a nice boy

[DoctorK16]

Chipper Jones has yet to be hit with a pitch by a Mets Hurler

2 Hitter!

Shakes Head. Tulo leaning out and launching oppo bombs is a problem he needs to feel some pain to reconsider this hitting style.

[John]

GB/FB ratio
06 1.70
07 1.71
08 1.68
09 1.71
10 1.49
11 1.08


ERM

[Dep]

Is it too early to start talking about a quality start?

.

[DL]

yeah we aren't scoring again

[John]

FWIW Pelf only has a 15% LD rate this season lol

So I guess it could actually be worse :(

[DL]

that was a strike?

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Pelf needs to admit the fact that he likes being a prison bitch and getting raped.

[Ellis Dee]

GB/FB ratio
06 1.70
07 1.71
08 1.68
09 1.71
10 1.49
11 1.08


ERM
I blame CY

[DL]

dw sucks

[John]

I mean so lets recap

He never could strike anyone out but got by getting ground balls

Now he doesn't even do that.

[DL]

rox win 14-2

[Ellis Dee]

DW just needs a bigger bat - like telephone pole

[Dep]

I'm just going to watch the first inning 9x on DVR and pretend that's the entire ballgame

18-0 WUT

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Getting shut down, pre-fucking-dictable

[John]

I still thinking we'll find a way to win this one

[Dep]

ALLISON JENKINS DOESNT LIKE YOU, KID

[DL]

I still thinking we'll find a way to win this one

LOL

[peejay]

according to gameday, pelf is throwing nothing but 4 seam fastballs. not a good idea.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Fanny means vag-ine in the UK.

[John]

lol keith talking bout wright's fanny

[littlefallsmets]

I think it is important to say that as bad as Pelfrey, Wright and Bay have fucking let us down tonight, a share of this clusterfuck must be attributed to John jinxing the living fuck out of us.

Give each of them a quarter of the loss.

Announcers, stop talking about Wright's fanny, do you know what that sounds like to Englishmen?

[littlefallsmets]

WE WERE ALL THINKING THE SAME THING!

[John]

according to gameday, pelf is throwing nothing but 4 seam fastballs. not a good idea.

lack of off speed? lol

[DL]

fowler needs to go back to single-A lol

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Keith's dad sounded like an asshole.

[littlefallsmets]

STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING YOUR FANNY DRILLED!

[John]

Gameday says two sinkers but I think they were all four seamers.

The curve was really a slider so two sliders and a splitter to go with all four seamers

[DL]

lol @ us scoring again

[littlefallsmets]

Bats go sleepy-bye.

[Dep]

I love how keith started that convo saying ralph said it the other day

than said something completely different that what ralph said

[Tim in St. Louis]

Lol. They were not the greatest team ever.

1996 UK was.

BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 2011 > 1996 IMO. We will dismantle KU in our first game lol

I will put money on that action

[Dep]

i thought we were losing 3-2

BONUS

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Swing the fucking bat dickhole

[Danny]

It's Denver. Keith is probably stoned.

[Ellis Dee]

I've been noticing how far away from the plate DW and Bay are standing.

[DL]

YEAH POWER HITTER

[Dep]

heyyyy a flyball from bay

progress

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Such a dud.

[Dep]

It's Denver. Keith is probably stoned.

lol, i dont blame him!

[John]

i thought we were losing 3-2

BONUS

your an inning ahead of us lol

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

He will throw better now.

[DL]

paulino!

and he might knock out cy hammel

[Dep]

your an inning ahead of us lol

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[DL]

though their pen is full of 2003 eric gagnes i bet

[John]

I will put money on that action

I don't think KU is gonna be that good next season.

UNC - UK Title game lol

[Dep]

of course he doesnt want to leave

COACH THESE ARE THE METS!

[littlefallsmets]

i thought we were losing 3-2

BONUS

Any time we're tied, we're losing.

Especially with Pelfrey on the damn mound lately.

[Dep]

Any time we're tied, we're losing.

Especially with Pelfrey on the damn mound lately.

truuuuuuu

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Cmon best OF slugger.

[John]

Too much negativity

[Tim in St. Louis]

is this Aug. geek game a done deal? cause I gonna buy my plane tix.

[John]

2011 Pridie = 2010 Pagan?

[Dep]

it will be a done deal if you buy your tickets

even if geekday falls thru, i'll go with ya. others will too

[Dep]

nice! clear the pelf

[DL]

lol big pelf!

[peejay]

is this Aug. geek game a done deal? cause I gonna buy my plane tix.

i think it is a reasonable certainty.

[John]

hahahahahaha

yes

[littlefallsmets]

NO SHIT

[Danny]

Pelfrey is a VERY NICE BOY

[Dep]

OMGGGG PELF

RUN PRIDIE~!

PELF 2 RUN DOUBLE

HOW BOUT THAT?!?!?!

ATONEMENT

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

What the hells?!?!

[Ellis Dee]

pelfenator!!!!!!

[DL]

i'm wondering how soon he gives those back up

[Athena]

it will be a done deal if you buy your tickets

even if geekday falls thru, i'll go with ya. others will too

:raise hand:

:waves arm in the air:

Me! Me! :)

[Dep]

that was nice hitting

LEVEL SWING

[John]

shut the haters up pelf

[Chris in Ga]

it will be a done deal if you buy your tickets

even if geekday falls thru, i'll go with ya. others will too

Seriously bro. Im gonna definately be there if youre there

[Dep]

:raise hand:

:waves arm in the air:

Me! Me! :)

:)

[peejay]

pelf hits in front of bay from now on

[Dep]

Seriously bro. Im gonna definately be there if youre there

:)

cool, so that's geekday. considered it finalized

we'll figure out details when it gets closer

[Dep]

PJ - can you make that?

[Chris in Ga]

OMGGGG PELF

RUN PRIDIE~!

PELF 2 RUN DOUBLE

HOW BOUT THAT?!?!?!

ATONEMENT

Quality


Start

[littlefallsmets]

I'mma try to get in on some of the Geektivities this year, living as I am in Brooklyn and not California or waythehell Upstate as I have every other year of my life.

[Dep]

i'm wondering how soon he gives those back up

shhhhh

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

is this Aug. geek game a done deal? cause I gonna buy my plane tix.

I'lll go with you, I think I can get my friend who's step sister is married to Marty St.Louis to get Steve Yzerman to come along.

[Dep]

I'mma try to get in on some of the Geektivities this year, living as I am in Brooklyn and not California or waythehell Upstate as I have every other year of my life.

that's awesome, definitely wanna meet ya n drink some brews

bar night 5/20 midtown
geek day 8/20 (sat nite vs brewcrew)

[John]

Good inning mets

[Dep]

Quality


Start

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dep]

shut the haters up pelf

lol

didnt you drop like 5 posts showing in detail how shitty pelf has gotten over the years?

GET OFF MY LAWN

[John]

Pelf = all star.

[Dep]

i think it is a reasonable certainty.

excellllllent

[John]

lol

didnt you drop like 5 posts showing in detail how shitty pelf has gotten over the years?

GET OFF MY LAWN

lmaooooooo


the stat (head) part of me says Pelf stinked when he came up and has gotten worse.

the heart part of me says GO PELF lol

[Dep]

dont pick a sunday morning flight home timmay

we're getting fucked up fo' realz

[DL]

Pelf = all star.

maybe if he's our new 3b

[Dep]

lmaooooooo


the stat (head) part of me says Pelf stinked when he came up and has gotten worse.

the heart part of me says GO PELF lol

lollllll

maybe you should tag your posts

GO PELF

/heart

PELF IS AWFUL NOW

/stathead

[peejay]

PJ - can you make that?

pretty sure it is good for me. i have to go to laramie, wyoming at some point in august, but not that trip is not planned yet. too bad, i could have picked tim up on the way back.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

maybe if he's our new 3b

Or LF.

[Chris in Ga]

lol

didnt you drop like 5 posts showing in detail how shitty pelf has gotten over the years?

GET OFF MY LAWN


Mow the Lawn!

[Dep]

pretty sure it is good for me. i have to go to laramie, wyoming at some point in august, but not that trip is not planned yet. too bad, i could have picked tim up on the way back.
lol

sounds like a movie in the making

[Dep]

2nd best NY s. green!

[John]

lollllll

maybe you should tag your posts

GO PELF

/heart

PELF IS AWFUL NOW

/stathead

haha


oh man this is gonna be a long season lol

[Danny]

KINGS

[Dep]

haha, cheer that you O2 LACKERS

[Irish Terry Conklin]

REYES!!!!!!

[Athena]

I'mma try to get in on some of the Geektivities this year, living as I am in Brooklyn and not California or waythehell Upstate as I have every other year of my life.

That's great, LFM. I'm looking forward to meeting you!

[DL]

nice

[John]

Reyes just upped his trade value lol

[peejay]

lmaooooooo


the stat (head) part of me says Pelf stinked when he came up and has gotten worse.

the heart part of me says GO PELF lol

stinked? review The Grinch for the proper conjugation of : to stink

stink
stank
stunk

[Athena]

Jose!!!

[Dep]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Jesus christ

[DL]

stinked? review The Grinch for the proper conjugation of : to stink

stink
stank
stunk

lol

[John]

sheesh
SAME TEAM

[Dep]

where the fuck is paulino on that, call someone off

[Chris in Ga]

Fucking Wright. How the hell do you hurt Davis. I'm gonna tell you off on twitter tonight

[Ellis Dee]

oh great

[Dep]

if david has a bad neck/back, maybe that helped it lol

ike better be ok

fuck

[DL]

FUCK

[Chris in Ga]

Pelfrey is to blame there