General Discussion Thread - 02/25/2010 - Day Off From Hockey Insanity

[Lunkwill Fook]

...

[Future]

So Joe Michelliti interviewed Boyle: he said the hit on him was probably good but he lost his head for a little bit. Michelliti wouldn't call him out on the slew foot.

[Future]

Slovakia wins 4-3 over Sweden. Now don't be happy with this Slovakia and go beat Canada!

[bcuster]

Slovakia wins 4-3 over Sweden. Now don't be happy with this Slovakia and go beat Canada!

i would've bet sweden... j

path is pretty clear for USA gold

[Lunkwill Fook]

Henrik wasn't on his game yesterday and it was pretty apparent. I think those first two goals threw him off.

Finland is going to be tough. Mikka Kipprusoff has the ability to steal an entire playoff round, let alone a single elimination game.

[Rave]

Zach Attack!

Poor Patty. Kipprusoff was tough, especially that last quarter, then the Czech coach messed up.

Russians crapped the bed.

[Dep]

fuck you SNOW

winter, your mother is a whore

Milbury called Russia "Eurotrash" last nite? pretty funny

[Lunkwill Fook]

Yeah, I heard that, Dep. I wonder if he'll get any shit for it?

[Dep]

Yeah, I heard that, Dep. I wonder if he'll get any shit for it?

front page article on AOL i think

they also mentioned the time he said someone was playing like fire hydrants, asking to get peed on, or something

[Lunkwill Fook]

hahah Milbury is a fool. Shocked at how bad a performance Hank had last night for Sweden. At the same time, as a Rangers fan, it's nice to know he's going to play two less games than he would have.

[Rave]

Godammit. My boss called and told me to go home. He couldn't have done that BEFORE I even tried to get here?

[Lunkwill Fook]

Seriously, you guys get to go home? So sad. I wanna go home.

[Squadron Nye]

Seriously, you guys get to go home? So sad. I wanna go home.

wasn't DC closed for two weeks or some shit like that?

[Lunkwill Fook]

Doesn't mean I don't wanna go home RIGHT NOW!

[Dep]

I want to go home

i cant even take off tomorrow grrrrr

try for monday

[C Low's Doppelganger]

dep, you see this on youtube yet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxcNzz4PMI

[Lunkwill Fook]

I should just take a day off sooner or later. I don't mean a snow day or a holiday but a "everybody is going to work but I'm going to sit on my ass, sleep in, and play video games" kind of day off. I haven't done that in literally years.

[Dep]

dep, you see this on youtube yet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxcNzz4PMI

bwahahahahahaha, the legend continues

thanks, naw i had not

[Dep]

I should just take a day off sooner or later. I don't mean a snow day or a holiday but a "everybody is going to work but I'm going to sit on my ass, sleep in, and play video games" kind of day off. I haven't done that in literally years.

those are great days. that's what i want on monday. me n garfield gonna get hiiiiiiiiiii

[Squadron Nye]

dep, you see this on youtube yet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxcNzz4PMI

Has that meme gotten tired yet?

[Squadron Nye]

the live streaming on metblog is laughably bad. Just tape it and upload it after so we can see more than one frame a second

[C Low's Doppelganger]

bwahahahahahaha, the legend continues

thanks, naw i had not

Dep, its taken a life of its own and now the popular spinoff is the chick with the headphones on. Her name on the web is Amber Lamps (from the dude trying to say ambulance). Some dude blew up a picture of her with Amber Lamps underneath it and hung it from a highrise.

[Dep]

I heard a radio station had both of them on for a dual interview and the black dude came off semi-normal and whitey came off CRAAAAAZY

[Squadron Nye]

I heard a radio station had both of them on for a dual interview and the black dude came off semi-normal and whitey came off CRAAAAAZY

apparently the dude is certifiable and has been doing and saying crazy shit for years. Another reason not to mess with insane looking old people

[C Low's Doppelganger]

on youtube Opie and Anthony and co dissect the video from both perspectives from their XM radio show.

[Dep]

i actually never really enjoyed the amber lamps aspect of the whole thing. i dont know, its funny, but it never really got me like crazy whitey did

[Dep]

I'm leakin', get a amber lamps



lololol

[Chris in Ga]

I am ready to rumble

[C Low's Doppelganger]

Yeah, EBM is crazy, but everyone in Oakland knows of him and his condition. They were waiting on the bus stop for a good 10 minutes before the bus came. Everyone waiting for the bus knew how crazy he was which is why they randomly started video taping the conversation to get a kick out of his reaction.

[Chris in Ga]

I watched the video again this morning.

[Dep]

Yeah, EBM is crazy, but everyone in Oakland knows of him and his condition. They were waiting on the bus stop for a good 10 minutes before the bus came. Everyone waiting for the bus knew how crazy he was which is why they randomly started video taping the conversation to get a kick out of his reaction.

ah, i was always wondering why someone would tape it.

[Tim]

i want to go to here....nsfw...NSFW....NSFW....NSFW (http://www.break.com/pictures_nsfw/contortionist-babes-making-out1734428.html?vref=1)

[Dep]

oh thank god

more b00biez please

[Tim]

The Pacific airs March 14th.....boner.

[Ed in Westchester]

The Pacific airs March 14th.....boner.

YES!

I am very excited for this.

[Dep]

The Pacific airs March 14th.....boner.

yup, just went BoB ends off.

OH DUDE, White collar this week. Had one of the main guys from BoB as a guest star! Liebgott!!!!!!

[Ed in Westchester]

giggity


The Hockey News has completed polling for its upcoming Future Watch issue, and the news is good for the Islanders.



The hockey bible has awarded a grade of B+ to the Islanders, the best the Islanders have fared since the early days of Charles Wang’s ownership. The B+ places the Islanders in the top ten of the league 30’s teams in prospect development, according to The Hockey News. This includes all players 21 and younger, such as John Tavares and Josh Bailey.



Although the Islanders may not have any blue-chippers, two defense prospects cracked the NHL’s top 100 list of youngsters not in the NHL. Calvin de Haan is ranked 28th and Travis Hamonic is No. 61.

[sheadenizen]

I still can't believe all the hoopla and how this thing took on a life of it's own. It's definitely a guy thing. I don't even find it humorous.
But what the heck. it's kept you guys amused for days. enjoy!

[Dep]

w00t @ isles bit

[sheadenizen]

Ed, you're back. Missed you. We were talking about you at lunch yesterday. ( good things, of course) Were your ears ringing?

[Ed in Westchester]

Ed, you're back. Missed you. We were talking about you at lunch yesterday. ( good things, of course) Were your ears ringing?

thanks Shea.

oooh, I was a topic of discussion. I am pleased?

[Dep]

they said you weren't fit to sleep with pigs Ed

I argued on your behalf and said you were

:)

[sheadenizen]

hahahaha! Of course you know dep is lying, Ed. We said we missed you and how much we liked you.

[Lunkwill Fook]

Hey, everyone knows the pigs belong to ME!

[Athena]

they said you weren't fit to sleep with pigs Ed

I argued on your behalf and said you were

:)

Ed, Dep is - from time to time - a lying liar who lies. *

We said we missed you! :)

*But that doesn't mean that we don't inexplicably adore him, too!

[Squadron Nye]

I never talk about Ed.

I only dream of him ;)

[Dep]

OMGZOMGOMZMOGZOMGOMG

Is the French one FINALLY GETTING IT!?!??!?!?


"One of my big goals is to have better pitch recognition," said Francoeur, who hit .311 as a Met. "Sometimes you try to say it doesn't bother you to swing at a bad pitch, but it does. I'm human. I want to get better because I know if I can get better at that the rest of my game will follow. If I can mix in 50-60 walks, I become a totally different guy.

"Last year I was able to drive the ball because I got myself into a lot of 2-0, 2-1 counts, something I've never done," he said. "The pitcher's got to come to you and you can do damage."

translation: " I SAW OBP ON THE SCOREBOARD SOMEWHERE!!!!"

[Dep]

.

[Lunkwill Fook]

Frenchy must have been drunk.

[Squadron Nye]

After her run, Vonn said she was disheartened by recent critical comments by Mancuso at SI.com, claiming that despite the U.S. alpine team's wildly successful Olympics (eight medals), it is "struggling, as a group" because of the attention Vonn gets.

"People are having a hard time reaching their potential because it's such a struggle for attention," Mancuso said in the story. "You come to meetings after races and it's like it's a bad day if Lindsey didn't do well."

Vonn and Mancuso have raced together since they were kids.

"Yes, we're competitors and I always support her," Vonn said. "It definitely has hurt me that she said some negative things about me, and all I can do is continue to support her like I always have been and hope that she reciprocates that."

CAT FIGHT!!!

[Athena]

OMGZOMGOMZMOGZOMGOMG

Is the French one FINALLY GETTING IT!?!??!?!?



translation: " I SAW OBP ON THE SCOREBOARD SOMEWHERE!!!!"

Haha! Wow. Nice comments. I think I'm falling in love!

Usually I discount everything these guys say to the media, but I am going to keep my fingers crossed! :)

[Dep]

hahahahaha @ catfight

[Ed in Westchester]

OMGZOMGOMZMOGZOMGOMG

Is the French one FINALLY GETTING IT!?!??!?!?



translation: " I SAW OBP ON THE SCOREBOARD SOMEWHERE!!!!"


LOLZ

I was waiting for someone to opine on this.

BTW, was giving Barajas #21 a slap at Beltran?

A poster on Delcos is wondering.

SMH

[Ed in Westchester]

Ed, Dep is - from time to time - a lying liar who lies. *

We said we missed you! :)

*But that doesn't mean that we don't inexplicably adore him, too!


daw.

I missed you all too.

fuckers at BaB turned off the browser on my blackberry, so I was unable to post whilest in FLA.

[Dep]

LOLZ

I was waiting for someone to opine on this.

BTW, was giving Barajas #21 a slap at Beltran?

A poster on Delcos is wondering.

SMH

why @ beltran?

seems more its officially closing the door on delgado

[Lunkwill Fook]

Maybe that'll make LFM have a fixation on Barajas now.

[sheadenizen]

What does #21 have to do with beltran? Am I missing something?

[Dep]

lunnnnnnnnnnnch

[Lunkwill Fook]

15 minutes until LUNNNCCHHHH!!!!

[Lunkwill Fook]

What does #21 have to do with beltran? Am I missing something?

I think someone got their Carlos' confused.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Too much hockey insanity for MFBS yesterday. Ended up staying home with a sinus headache.

Good thing though. Today's weather SUCKS

[Lunkwill Fook]

It's just windy and cold here. The rain stopped and the snow never seems to have happened.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

I hate staying home on shitty days like today.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Love the photoshops of Mad Mike in the HuffPo (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bd-gallof/mike-milburys-comments-ov_b_476364.html)

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Top 10 Figure Skating Falls (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/25/figure-skating-falls-vanc_n_476305.html#s69328)

[Lunkwill Fook]

hahah I love that even Sean Avery knew that was a dumb thing to say.

[Lunkwill Fook]

Okay, lunch fo real.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

The thing is that a pro-Canada audience would privately agree with what Milbury said.

[Ed in Westchester]

why @ beltran?

seems more its officially closing the door on delgado

because Delgado was his friend? Because you know the "mets will continue to bash Beltran long after he is bashing balls for other teams"

I don't pretend to understand the way some fans minds work.

I have enough trouble figuring out how my own mind works.

[Future]

hahah Milbury is a fool. Shocked at how bad a performance Hank had last night for Sweden. At the same time, as a Rangers fan, it's nice to know he's going to play two less games than he would have.

What are you talking about?

First goal happened because he lost his stick, and he had Tallander's stick. He still almost made it all the way over and anyone but Gaborik gets that shot saved. Second goal was because Kronwall was an idiot and went for a big hit. Maybe he should make that save but its a 2 on 1. Third goal was a laser that was unstoppable.

So exactly why was his performance so bad?

[Dep]

someone farted on his pillow!


Francisco Rodriguez has been diagnosed with pink eye.
The Mets' closer has been walking around camp with a bloodshot eye in recent days. He's been told to stay away from the team as he recuperates from the highly-contagious condition.
Source: New York Daily News

[Ed in Westchester]

Love the photoshops of Mad Mike in the HuffPo (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bd-gallof/mike-milburys-comments-ov_b_476364.html)

BD Galloff used to write for Eklund, then had his own Isles centered site.

I hate Mike Milbury

[Ed in Westchester]

someone farted on his pillow!

my wife had pink eye a couple of weeks ago.

(no, no, no, she did not give it to Frankie)

[Ed in Westchester]

Conjunctivitis is most commonly caused by viral infection, often adenovirus, but bacterial infections, allergies, other irritants (e.g. particles of faeces) and dryness are also common etiologies for its occurrence. Both bacterial and viral infections are contagious, but usually don't require treatment. A rare exception is Herpetic keratoconjunctivitis, which requires treatment antiviral aciclovir. Commonly, conjunctival infections are passed from person-to-person due to lack of hygiene measures.

[Chris in Ga]

Pink eye? WTF lolprn

[sheadenizen]

K Rod is a disaster...from his eyes to his toes and everywhere in between. he needs to stay way the entire season. I'm beginning to really dislike this guy alot! Ugh!

[Chris in Ga]

Krod is not one of my favorite mets ever

[C Low's Doppelganger]

Its snowing slush out right now downtown. Yuck!

[sheadenizen]

Krod is not one of my favorite mets ever

me, too.

[Future]

K-Rod is such a POS. He's really unlikable.

[Dep]

my wife had pink eye a couple of weeks ago.

(no, no, no, she did not give it to Frankie)

Did you fart on her pillow?

[Dep]

Its snowing slush out right now downtown. Yuck!

ya, its friggin nasty

at least its not sticking yet

[Ed in Westchester]

what is up with all the K-Rod hate?

[Squadron Nye]

It looks like krod was stung in the head by a mosquito. the dude's got a puffy face.


I dislike krod too. He's lucky we sucked last year

[Bob A. Booey]

help wheres the cpu wizard ???

[Future]

what is up with all the K-Rod hate?

He's not good, he's paid a lot, and he's super arrogant.

He's basically the brown Billy Wagner who chokes more often.

[Bob A. Booey]

who else aside from lunky is a cpu wiz /

[Future]

who else aside from lunky is a cpu wiz /

I'm good with computers. What's your problem.

[Bob A. Booey]

my future wife is getting a message saying her google tool bar is infected with a worm and she must give them a credit card number ro get rid of it of that she will lose personal infornatiion and it pops up ever 2 minutes ,,, any advice ??????

[Tim]

my future wife is getting a message saying her google tool bar is infected with a worm and she must give them a credit card number ro get rid of it of that she will lose personal infornatiion and it pops up ever 2 minutes ,,, any advice ??????

do it!!! doooooom ittttt

[sheadenizen]

my future wife is getting a message saying her google tool bar is infected with a worm and she must give them a credit card number ro get rid of it of that she will lose personal infornatiion and it pops up ever 2 minutes ,,, any advice ??????

Yes...don't give them a credit card! that's my advice. It happened to a friend a few months back. He had to bring his cpu to his computer guy. sorry!

[Bob A. Booey]

thanks shea !!#$%!#$%^!#$^!#$^

[Dep]

REINSTALL FIREFOX

[Bob A. Booey]

probably some canadian came up with it .,,

[Future]

It looks like she got a virus. Obviously don't give the CC number and see...do you have an antivirus program on the machine or no?

[Tim]

send me your cc number and I will tell you a computer secret...............

[Dep]

I'm sure it just wants your credit card number to ensure your finances are in order

I'm sure its fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

[Future]

I'm sure it just wants your credit card number to ensure your finances are in order

I'm sure its fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Yes, Dep. I've seen your bling. Want to lend me your CC for a couple of days? Have some things I want to pick up.

[sheadenizen]

It won't show up if you run your antivrus program...at least it didn't when my friend got it. he ran it and it said he had no viruses. Not sure of booey's problem is the same thing though.
I know as much about computers as I do about hockey....so you're best ignoring me....except about the credit card advice.

[Dep]

Yes, Dep. I've seen your bling. Want to lend me your CC for a couple of days? Have some things I want to pick up.

LOL

you gotta ask me using a computer message!

I'm a sucker for Nigerians in need

[Tim]

throw it out an' get a Mac...

[Dep]

Reformat your machine

DO IT DO IT

its fun!

[Lunkwill Fook]

What are you talking about?

First goal happened because he lost his stick, and he had Tallander's stick. He still almost made it all the way over and anyone but Gaborik gets that shot saved. Second goal was because Kronwall was an idiot and went for a big hit. Maybe he should make that save but its a 2 on 1. Third goal was a laser that was unstoppable.

So exactly why was his performance so bad?

I'm just not arguing with you over hockey for the sake of arguing, Future.

[Bob A. Booey]

timmmay im gonna slap you!!!

[Dep]

GET A ROOM

[Lunkwill Fook]

Booey:

Log in in Safe Mode with networking (reboot your computer and press F8 right when it starts up)
Go to www.malwarebytes.org
Download the free version of malwarebytes
Run it and scan the entire computer.
That should remove the trojan horse.

[sheadenizen]

I'm just not arguing with you over hockey for the sake of arguing, Future.

Just argue with him for the sake of our amusement. Come on...be a pal, Lunk! lol!

[Lunkwill Fook]

Just argue with him for the sake of our amusement. Come on...be a pal, Lunk! lol!

haha I had my fill last night.

[Tim]

Just argue with him for the sake of our amusement. Come on...be a pal, Lunk! lol!

yeah......SLEWFOOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunkwill Fook]

yeah......SLEWFOOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I slewfoot your mom last night.

[Tim]

I slewfoot your mom last night.

+1!!

[sheadenizen]

haha I had my fill last night.

Sorry, I didn't know that! I obviously missed it.

[Dep]

yay for toby hyde


On February 1st, I started my new job as the Director of Broadcasting & Communications for the Savannah Sand Gnats.

[Lunkwill Fook]

Sorry, I didn't know that! I obviously missed it.

hahah It started at the beginning of the Canada/Russia game and pretty much went through until about five minutes after it was over.

[sheadenizen]

I had to look up slewfooting. I didn't know what it means. I do now. My hockey knowledge knows no bounds!

[Bob A. Booey]

Booey:

Log in in Safe Mode with networking (reboot your computer and press F8 right when it starts up)
Go to www.malwarebytes.org
Download the free version of malwarebytes
Run it and scan the entire computer.
That should remove the trojan horse. we will give it it a shot

[Ed in Westchester]

So then if K-Rod bounces back from last year, I assume the haterz will keep talking about about how much he sucks right?

[Dep]

we will give it it a shot

,,,,

[Lunkwill Fook]

Just remember, Booey, you HAVE to do it in safe mode. If you do it in regular Windows, the trojan horse will never actually allow you to access the internet. It'll just keep giving you the popups.

[Dep]

So then if K-Rod bounces back from last year, I assume the haterz will keep talking about about how much he sucks right?

I'll hate on him forever.

I hated on him first. I never wanted him

[Future]

I'm just not arguing with you over hockey for the sake of arguing, Future.

Its not the sake of arguing. I don't agree with you and am calling you out on it bringing up facts.

That's called discussion.

[Lunkwill Fook]

Dep wanted Todd Jones.

[Lunkwill Fook]

Its not the sake of arguing. I don't agree with you and am calling you out on it bringing up facts.

That's called discussion.

I have a puppy named Discussion. He fetches hot cocoa whenever I ask. Where he gets the hot cocoa, I will never know. I simply say "Good boy, Discussion" and he goes "Fuck you, I'm a girl dog."

[Dep]

I wanted Benitez

[sheadenizen]

Ed. I'd love for him to bounce back. I'd be happy to become a big fan. In the meantime though, I think I'll hold off on buying his jersey.

[Lunkwill Fook]

I wanted Benitez

Carnally.

[Bob A. Booey]

Just remember, Booey, you HAVE to do it in safe mode. If you do it in regular Windows, the trojan horse will never actually allow you to access the internet. It'll just keep giving you the popups. thanks man i will walk her thru it sadly i talk like i type ,,,,

[Ed in Westchester]

I just wonder why what Boyle did last night is any different from what Chris Simon did.

Looked pretty fucking bad to me, as did the hit prior.

[Lunkwill Fook]

thanks man i will walk her thru it sadly i talk like i type ,,,,

That's okay. I talk like a white guy.

[Lunkwill Fook]

I just wonder why what Boyle did last night is any different from what Chris Simon did.

Looked pretty fucking bad to me, as did the hit prior.

Chris Simon actually stepped on Ruutu with his skate blade.

[Dep]

Carnally.

heyyyy i told you that in confidence :(

[Lunkwill Fook]

heyyyy i told you that in confidence :(

Dude, everyone knows your lust for pock mark faced Latinos.

[Bob A. Booey]

so she hit f 8 is she now in safe mode ???

[Dep]

Dude, everyone knows your lust for pock mark faced Latinos.

now they do

[Lunkwill Fook]

If it didn't give you the option to select between various versions of safe mode, you hit it too late. You have to hit it before you see the Windows log in screen. In fact, just keep punching F8 because sometimes it doesn't take with just one push.

[Lunkwill Fook]

now they do

Oh fuck sorry dude. Hug?

[Dep]

THAT'S UNSAFE MODE BOB!

OMGZ RUNZ

[Dep]

Oh fuck sorry dude. Hug?

so you can tell everyone about it later...I THINK NOT

[Lunkwill Fook]

THAT'S UNSAFE MODE BOB!

OMGZ RUNZ

In the heyday of shitty, crime ridden DC, the residents started giving each Safeway supermarket a nickname depending on its location. The one three blocks from my house used to be known as "The UnSafeway."

[Lunkwill Fook]

so you can tell everyone about it later...I THINK NOT

Shit, man, I was going to cop an ass grab.

[Tim]

thanks man i will walk her thru it sadly i talk like i type ,,,,
Hilarious!

[Lunkwill Fook]

k, I'll be right back. I have to figure out why some chick's network port isn't working anymore.

[Dep]

In the heyday of shitty, crime ridden DC, the residents started giving each Safeway supermarket a nickname depending on its location. The one three blocks from my house used to be known as "The UnSafeway."

that's pretty funny.

[Future]

I have a puppy named Discussion. He fetches hot cocoa whenever I ask. Where he gets the hot cocoa, I will never know. I simply say "Good boy, Discussion" and he goes "Fuck you, I'm a girl dog."

The difference between yesterday and today is huge. Yesterday we were both being dicks about things that were based on opinion not fact.

Today is different. :)

[Dep]

A Los Angeles Times' report, based on court documents, reveals an outrageous plan by the Dodgers, whereby they would keep player pay flat through 2018 -- it would be $125 million in 2018, down from $132 million last year -- while pumping up revenue, from $295 million in 2008 to $529 million in '18. Said one competing NL GM who would no doubt love to see the Dodgers not raise their payroll: "I hope that's right.''.

OMGZ that's where our money is going?!?!?! Freddy is helping them out!

[Ed in Westchester]

Ed. I'd love for him to bounce back. I'd be happy to become a big fan. In the meantime though, I think I'll hold off on buying his jersey.

Oh, I ain't buying his jersey.

I just wonder sometimes about how quickly we eat our players.

[Ed in Westchester]

Chris Simon actually stepped on Ruutu with his skate blade.

I was actually thinking of the other incident.

just simply that a player was a "victim" of a dirty hit, and retaliated.

Simon got banned.

Boyle basically gets a parade.

[Dep]

OMG, sporting news SHAME ON YOU. from their mets preview


Matthews will give the bench a solid defensive outfielder who can play all three spots. Alex Cora is one of the majors' best backup middle infielders.

[Bob A. Booey]

its saying her cpu wont k let her do antytingdue to being in safe mode ?????!!!!

[Dep]

just throw it out the window bob

that will work

[Ed in Westchester]

k, I'll be right back. I have to figure out why some chick's network port isn't working anymore.

overuse?

ABGTD

[sheadenizen]

Oh, I ain't buying his jersey.

I just wonder sometimes about how quickly we eat our players.

Ed, I'm really not a KRod fan and really haven't been. I generally am more critical of mangament than players. But whatevah!

[Ed in Westchester]

.

OMGZ that's where our money is going?!?!?! Freddy is helping them out!

lollerdodgers

[Bob A. Booey]

if i was there i would punch it in a roid rage @!!!!!!!

[Ed in Westchester]

OMG, sporting news SHAME ON YOU. from their mets preview

SMH

are they looking at tape from 3 years ago?

if not longer?

[Dep]

I almost threw my laptop out the window. almost

glad i didnt

[Dep]

.

[Ed in Westchester]

Ed, I'm really not a KRod fan and really haven't been. I generally am more critical of mangament than players. But whatevah!

not talking about you in particular shea, just the theme in general amongst many geeks.

I have my guys I hate as well.

(throws dart at picture of LOLlie)

[sheadenizen]

its saying her cpu wont k let her do antytingdue to being in safe mode ?????!!!!

Tell her to put the computer in a box
Putting on a mailing label
Send to : Lunkwill Fook
Washington, DC.

He'll handle it!

[Ed in Westchester]

.

blank?

[Rave]

I wouldn't be too excited about Frenchy learning a new religion. He says the same thing every spring training.

[Dep]

at least ollie had some semblance of positive contribution to this team at some point

frankie has never done shit for this franchise

i find your hate more unreasonable

i just hate everyone. it makes it easy

[Dep]

you cant see that Ed? maybe its blocked for you

a big "shame on you" thingy

[Dep]

I wouldn't be too excited about Frenchy learning a new religion. He says the same thing every spring training.

THIS TIME HE MEANS IT

[Bob A. Booey]

lunk pls put on yr cape and fly uo to CT ASAP ok ???????????????????

[Tim]

It's hard to have love for closers....Few things in sports piss you off more than a blown save...

[Ed in Westchester]

you cant see that Ed? maybe its blocked for you

a big "shame on you" thingy


now it showed up.

[Tim]

I almost threw my laptop out the window. almost

glad i didnt

I'm curious about the dark files laying in the recesses of your hard drive...

[Dep]

closers are homos to begin with

high paid closers are like ice dancing/curling loving homos

[Dep]

I'm curious about the dark files laying in the recesses of your hard drive...

haha, i actually renamed the folder where i put all my 'stuff' from "fun time" to "dark desires"

[Ed in Westchester]

at least ollie had some semblance of positive contribution to this team at some point

frankie has never done shit for this franchise

i find your hate more unreasonable

i just hate everyone. it makes it easy

He's been here 1 year, which was a craptacular year all around. Was doing quite well until Luis the Yip struck. Then he sucked, I do not deny this.

I just think the dode deserves a little more of a shot. Yeah, he's overpaid, I know. But lots of guys are.

Heck, DW had a pretty bad year for him last year, and some fans (not here) have jumped on him.

I think in general we as fans sometimes jump on guys too quickly.

But that's just me

(throws dart at Alex Cora picture)

[Ed in Westchester]

closers are homos to begin with

high paid closers are like ice dancing/curling loving homos

lolz

[Lunkwill Fook]

its saying her cpu wont k let her do antytingdue to being in safe mode ?????!!!!

I'm afraid that was too Booey-ish to understand. What is it saying?

[Dep]

oh you're not wrong Ed.

i was just giving ya shite

[Rave]

Yeah, I blame Luis for Frankie's suckitude. It's easier that way.

Besides, he got us Escobar. Oh wait....

[Bob A. Booey]

the cpu now womnt let her on the net !!!! in safe mode ????

[Lunkwill Fook]

Wait, I thought we were blaming Omir for all the pitching problems.

[Ed in Westchester]

speaking of PC's, Ed is thinking of getting a laptop. Any recommendations?

No apples

[Lunkwill Fook]

the cpu now womnt let her on the net !!!! in safe mode ????

Booey, when it gave you the option to go into safe mode, it gave you a number of choices. One of them was "Safe Mode with Networking". You want that one because it'll allow you to still access the internet.

[Lunkwill Fook]

speaking of PC's, Ed is thinking of getting a laptop. Any recommendations?

No apples

Have you tried a Mac?

Couldn't resist.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Get Apple Care with your Mac, it's well worth it.

[Rave]

Castillo also broke Big Pelf.

[sheadenizen]

tim, true story...a client called this morning with a job for me. I've done lots of work for this woman and her husband, but I've never met them.
As penance for getting the job.... (she didn't call it that nor think of it as that), she made me watch a slide show ( on line) of her daughter's wedding.
I sort of half assed watched while she was commenting to me. At one point....I yelled...hey wait a minute. Is that Ozzie Smith? She said yes...he's a good friend of ours. Didn't you know we're originallyfrom St Louis?
I'm sure she's told me but I pay little attention.

[Ed in Westchester]

Yeah, I blame Luis for Frankie's suckitude. It's easier that way.

Besides, he got us Escobar. Oh wait....

bah, Escobar is low risk high reward.

It's not like we are paying him $6 million to suck. (Hi Luis!)

[Lunkwill Fook]

Get Apple Care with your Mac, it's well worth it.

I'd rather get a Hand Job with my Mac.

[Bob A. Booey]

ok ok she went to maleware dot org and clicked on remove spywarer and stopzilla popped up then she clicked on it ,,,

[Bob A. Booey]

she down loded stopzilla ,, is that cool ???

[Lunkwill Fook]

No, that's not cool. Go to malwarebytes.org

There is a link on the left side to download the free version

Follow the prompts to download it and then run it.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

tim, true story...a client called this morning with a job for me. I've done lots of work for this woman and her husband, but I've never met them.
As penance for getting the job.... (she didn't call it that nor think of it as that), she made me watch a slide show ( on line) of her daughter's wedding.
I sort of half assed watched while she was commenting to me. At one point....I yelled...hey wait a minute. Is that Ozzie Smith? She said yes...he's a good friend of ours. Didn't you know we're originallyfrom St Louis?
I'm sure she's told me but I pay little attention.

Little did Shea know that her email address MrsOzzie1@yahoo.com were referring to the former Cardinals great, and not in fact the better half of the prince of darkness.

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

I'd rather get a Hand Job with my Mac.

It feels like you get a dick in your ass if you don't get Apple Care, is that good enough?

[Tim]

tim, true story...a client called this morning with a job for me. I've done lots of work for this woman and her husband, but I've never met them.
As penance for getting the job.... (she didn't call it that nor think of it as that), she made me watch a slide show ( on line) of her daughter's wedding.
I sort of half assed watched while she was commenting to me. At one point....I yelled...hey wait a minute. Is that Ozzie Smith? She said yes...he's a good friend of ours. Didn't you know we're originallyfrom St Louis?
I'm sure she's told me but I pay little attention.

hanging with the Wiz, nice.

[Lunkwill Fook]

It feels like you get a dick in your ass if you don't get Apple Care, is that good enough?

Funny, that's the same as what your mom got when she got Lunk Care.

[sheadenizen]

lol, mfbs! You mean she's really not Sharon Osbourne. Dammit!

[Tim]

Ozzies son, the one that was on American Idol, knocked my mom on her ass, at a toys r us......drilled her while riding a big wheel through the store...I wish she had been litigious.

[Tim]

Funny, that's the same as what your mom got when she got Lunk Care.

+2...

[Ed in Westchester]

I said no fucking macs!

[Lunkwill Fook]

I said no fucking macs!

I didn't say anything about fucking. I'm talking about a handjob and maybe some oral sex.

[Lunkwill Fook]

Seriously, what do you want the laptop to do, Ed?

[Bob A. Booey]

No, that's not cool. Go to malwarebytes.org

There is a link on the left side to download the free version

Follow the prompts to download it and then run it. ok ok she got there and is running it ,,,,,

[Lunkwill Fook]

ok ok she got there and is running it ,,,,,

Okay, let it run. It should clean out the problem. Probably will take 20-40mins.

[Tim]

I said no fucking macs!

get the Macbook Pro 17-inch: 2.8GHz...

[sheadenizen]

From len berman:


The other day I mentioned the Minnesota Timberwolves slashing ticket prices for next season. Now come the San Diego Padres. Here's their plan to bring fans back to the ballpark. Improve the team? Nah. Fourteen ounces of beer for just 5-dollars. At least if the team sucks, fans will be too drunk to notice.

[Dep]

get a dell edward

[Dep]

Fourteen ounces of beer for just 5-dollars.

ooooohhhhh

[Bob A. Booey]

IT NOW SAYS PARETO LOGIC . INK DO YOU WANT TO RUN THIS SOFTWARE ,,, ,, yes on that ???????????????

[Lunkwill Fook]

What the fuck is a Pareto Logic?

[Lunkwill Fook]

She downloaded the program specifically called "malwarebytes", right?

[Dep]

PARETO LOGIC means "throw me out the window" in greek

[Lunkwill Fook]

Just to clarify, THIS is the program she should have downloaded.

http://majorgeeks.com/downloadget.php?id=5756&file=15&evp=693ee0b20204960edfd909666f809b26

[Lunkwill Fook]

PARETO LOGIC means "throw me out the window" in greek

Don't be ridiculous. They don't have windows in Greekland.

[Lunkwill Fook]

Gotta go and fix a VPN problem. Back soon.

[Bob A. Booey]

dude ,,, as she is starting to run tghe malware it says ,,,SAYS THE PUBLISHER IS PARETOLOGIC.INC DO YOU WANT TO RUN THIS SOFTWARE ,,, ,, yes on that ??????????????? is that coool for her to click on ????

[Dep]

TAKE A NUMBER, BOBBBBBBBBBBB

[sheadenizen]

greece is having enough problems. They don't need booey's!

[Bob A. Booey]

i wouldnt give my problems to greece maybe canada ,,,,,

[Squadron Nye]

So then if K-Rod bounces back from last year, I assume the haterz will keep talking about about how much he sucks right?

not if he continues to decline. Still have soft spot for Johnny Franco, do you?

[Rave]

I only just took a look at the Pecota depth charts (thank you, snowday!). David’s projecting to .313/.415/.541. I’ll take that!

The SP projections are sad. Though they do project good things for John and Jon.

[Dep]

wow

it just got purty dark purty fast

[Squadron Nye]

dude ,,, as she is starting to run tghe malware it says ,,,SAYS THE PUBLISHER IS PARETOLOGIC.INC DO YOU WANT TO RUN THIS SOFTWARE ,,, ,, yes on that ??????????????? is that coool for her to click on ????

yes. standard message (that is of course lunk isn't purposely giving you a virus)

[Bob A. Booey]

now she says its saying it cant run the scan in safe mode !!!1 i am going nutty heere !!!!!

[DL]

frankie sucks

[Dep]

.

[Dep]

don't forget

everytime god closes a door, HE OPENS A WINDOW!

[DL]

who will take over for frankie in midseason

[Dep]

who will take over for frankie in midseason

EL DUQUE

[Lunkwill Fook]

Yes. PUNCH IT, BOOEY!

[sheadenizen]

who will take over for frankie in midseason

that's why they're holding off on signing Smoltz. They're waiting to surprise us!

[Tim]

lalalal macs lalalal plug it in, turn it on, porn mets geek, old guys fighting on buses, occasionally work, porn................

[Tim]

any suggestions for universal remotes? My dog Carl ate my BlueRay remote, so I am using this as an opportunity to consolidate.........................and beat my dog...

[Dep]

anything but a touchscreen

dep hates the touchscreens

[Future]

Does anyone have a Droid? I'm thinking about getting one.

[Bob A. Booey]

any suggestions for universal remotes? My dog Carl ate my BlueRay remote, so I am using this as an opportunity to consolidate.........................and beat my dog... you asking me ?? i cant tyep or fix a computer @#$^!%$^!$^2

[Lunkwill Fook]

Harmony's are always good, Tim.

[Lunkwill Fook]

Is she running the scanner yet, Booey?

[Squadron Nye]

Harmony's are always good, Tim.

I like the harmony a lot except the DVR buttons on mine slowly stopped working. Apparently it's a pretty common thing judging from all the hits from a google search. They used cheap buttons I guess because the only solution is to coat the pads with conductive paint because they wear away.

[Lunkwill Fook]

I like the harmony a lot except the DVR buttons on mine slowly stopped working. Apparently it's a pretty common thing judging from all the hits from a google search. They used cheap buttons I guess because the only solution is to coat the pads with conductive paint because they wear away.

Yeah, or buy a new one. But for how long they last, they're really good remotes. And very customizable.

[Tim]

I like the harmony a lot except the DVR buttons on mine slowly stopped working. Apparently it's a pretty common thing judging from all the hits from a google search. They used cheap buttons I guess because the only solution is to coat the pads with conductive paint because they wear away.

shazbot! THOSE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE...I have never entertained the thought of a universal remote.....I assume you get what you pay for in them....alright, thanks gents.

[Dep]

hahahahahah

I just got invited to go play in a golf Pro-Am tourney in Newport beach

too funny


the Toshiba Classic Pro-Am and to attend the Toshiba Classic tournament at Newport Beach Country Club from March 2-7, 2010.

Please complete the attached application, and a PGA TOUR will follow up with you soon to confirm event details.

[Tim]

hahahahahah

I just got invited to go play in a golf Pro-Am tourney in Newport beach

too funny

ahoy paloy.....

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

Do you golf?

[Tim]

100 bucks says the Dep kid picks his nose...

[MyFavBaseballSquadron]

100 bucks says he eats it.

[Dep]

I'll play pitch n putt beer a hole. that's about it these days

i used to play more serious. then i realized it wasnt for me

[Squadron Nye]

Yeah, or buy a new one. But for how long they last, they're really good remotes. And very customizable.

Mine lasted for about a year. Not acceptable for a $125 remote IMO. But we're not all fancy pants like you

[Lunkwill Fook]

Mine lasted for about a year. Not acceptable for a $125 remote IMO. But we're not all fancy pants like you

I've had mine for probably around two years and it's still going strong.

[Squadron Nye]

I've had mine for probably around two years and it's still going strong.

Mine was the entry level. Even though it shouldn't matter, do you have one of the high end ones? I didn't mean to imply it happens to all of them, but clearly my problem isn't unique. (http://www.google.com/search?q=harmony+remote+buttons+not+working&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)

[Ed in Westchester]

Seriously, what do you want the laptop to do, Ed?

replace my slow ass Dell which has too much stuff on it.

[Ed in Westchester]

not if he continues to decline. Still have soft spot for Johnny Franco, do you?

not really.

he made the Wilpons trade Kazmir right?

[Ed in Westchester]

100 bucks says the Dep kid picks his nose...

$50 bucks is the correct quote.

[Squadron Nye]

not really.

he made the Wilpons trade Kazmir right?

He shit in Gregg Jefferies's locker too